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I've been watching the Food Channel all day and I haven't seen one good recipe for socks!

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They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster! What's wrong, Lassie? Is Timmy's cholesterol in trouble? You're in perfect health. Wait here while I check what you should take for that. You need to incorporate some stretching into your fitness routine, so I glued all of your snacks to the ceiling! Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?!
Looks aren't everything. It's what's inside you that really matters. A biology teacher told me that. Salad isn't covered by my HMO. My belly is a vital part of my 401 (k) plan. I may have to live off this fat when I retire! You haven't been taking your cholesterol medication, have you Mr. Grosshart? My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants.
I joined a weight-loss support group. We meet once a week and talk each other out of dieting. If I gain 20 pounds, it will give me the motivation I need to stick to my diet!

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