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If you tell God no because He won't explain the reason He wants you to do something, you are actually hindering His blessing. But when you say yes to Him, all of heaven opens to pour out His goodness and reward your obedience. What matters more than material blessings are the things He is teaching us in our spirit.
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But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. (Isaiah 40:31)
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Hahaha! Smart thinking :)

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Your beliefs become your thoughts. Your thoughts become your words. Your words become your actions. Your actions become your habits. Your habits become your values. Your values become your destiny.

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Love it! That was great. Thanks for sharing and thanks for the laugh.

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emoticon We are all going to need to look for ways to save in the next for years:

A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

“Sounds good,” the wife said. “But I don’t want the eggs.”

“Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waitress advised her.

“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?” the wife asked incredulously.

“Yep, that’s the rule!’ stated the waitress.

“I’ll take the special then,” the wife said.

“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.

“Raw and in the shell,” the wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

Edited by: PMSLIVES at: 11/14/2012 (15:58)
Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart. 1 Samuel 16:7
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