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10/27/12 3:23 P

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Forgot and need to add:

A few straws short of a bale.

If he thought he could get by with it, "it" would win.

As a skywriter, he couldn't get to cursive.

He reads so slowly, a one word telegram with the word "comfortable" would be seen as a command (you have to read slowly for this one).

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10/27/12 9:23 A

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might have to steal some of those for my other team!



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10/27/12 12:04 A

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My MIL's favorite was: couldn't pour sand out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart. 1 Samuel 16:7
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10/26/12 9:21 P

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I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy!



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10/26/12 3:32 P

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Funny

Becki
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Your beliefs become your thoughts. Your thoughts become your words. Your words become your actions. Your actions become your habits. Your habits become your values. Your values become your destiny.

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10/26/12 4:58 A

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And,

- His sandbag has a leak.

- A few bricks shy of a load.

- Can't rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time (or vice versa).

11 - Doesn't have the brains to pound sand into a rat hole (NOTE: You probably will have a little difficulty until you really think about it).

12 - If he were any smarter, he still wouldn't be able to tie his shoes.

13 - He was a member of McNamara's 100,000 (I'll be happy to explain this one. It has to be taken in a specific historical context).

14 - His mouth is running but his brain's not engaged.

15 - According to him, there was no pee in the Princess bed.

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-- Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid --*

1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. A few beers short of a six-pack.

5. A few peas short of a casserole.

6. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

7. All foam, no beer.

8. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

9. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

10. Her sewing machine's out of thread.

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