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I didn't find it offensive at all. I thought it was funny, in a sad sort of way. .

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9/27/12 9:17 P

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Now that was an excellent adventure !!!
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PS I am still chuckling!

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9/27/12 5:15 P

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Humor has to be rooted in truth to tickle the funny bone...that said...snicker,snicker,snicker.

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9/27/12 2:18 P

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(I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but I thought it was cute, and tells it just like it is! This is not for those on disabilities for the right reasons.... I am sue you know what this is taking about)

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. The Democratjumped and yelled, "Don't touch me .... I'm on disability."

Sandie from SC
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