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4/25/11 11:33 A

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OMG.... do you know that pastor? She told us that joke during the Children's Services Yesterday?

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4/22/11 10:16 P

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Sorry. I was just being sarcastic. I knew it was a joke.

Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart. 1 Samuel 16:7
In GOD we trust
"It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains " -
Patrick Henry
Always be humble and gentle. Be patient with each other, making allowance for each otherís faults because of your love.
Ephesians 4:2 NLT
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4/22/11 3:48 P

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This is a joke, folks...

"Liberty and Union, now and forever, one and inseperable"


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4/22/11 1:48 P

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Where have we gone wrong?

Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart. 1 Samuel 16:7
In GOD we trust
"It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains " -
Patrick Henry
Always be humble and gentle. Be patient with each other, making allowance for each otherís faults because of your love.
Ephesians 4:2 NLT
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4/22/11 10:14 A

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A Sunday School teacher was preparing her second-graders for Easter services. She asked the class "Can anybody tell me what we celebrate on Easter?". Little Johnny piped up: "'Cause that's when Santa Claus comes down the chimney and gives us lots of presents!". The teacher gently said: "No, Johnny, that happens on Christmas." Little Susie then piped up: "'Cause that's when the Easter Bunny comes hopping down the bunny trail and delivers baskets full of candy and we go hunting colored eggs!" The teacher smiled and said: "Well, that's is a reason, Susie, but I was thinking more of what we celebrate here at Church." Finally, little Mary spoke up: "'Cause Easter is when Jesus rose from the dead, rolled away the stone, and came out of the tomb in the morning..." The teacher was just about to say "Wonderful ,that is exactly correct", when Mary continued: "...and, if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of Lent!

"Liberty and Union, now and forever, one and inseperable"


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