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Because we want to go camping.
Why do dogs turn aroud before laying down to sleep? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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so they can go to bed early
Why do we strive to do better? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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To have to most miserable time of their lives.
Why do people work?
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None ever!!
Why do people plan vacations? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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By eating smaller portions.
How many books have you read? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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by coloring each blade individually with a pink crayon
How do you gain weight? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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By giving all your money away.
How do you make your grass green. Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Put the cows in the fridge
how do you make a million dollars fast? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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because birds love to do arts and crafts.
How do you keep milk fresh? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Seeing the color blue.
Why do birds build nests?
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so they don't have to wallpaper them.
What makes people hungry Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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We become addicted to things so that the kittens will have toys to play with.
Why do people paint their houses? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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So we can float better
Why do we become addicted to things Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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So we can see our refection.
Why do we gain weight? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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To separate their mouth from their forehead
why are there lakes and oceans Live~~Love~~Laugh~~~~
Enjoy all that life offers!! It's too short to go around grumpy!!
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So the fish and ducks won't be scared
why do people have eyebrows Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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The most common knock out in wrestling.
Why do they say it's raining cats & dogs? Live~~Love~~Laugh~~~~
Enjoy all that life offers!! It's too short to go around grumpy!!
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School colors
What are artichokes? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Neither it is a cross between a bird and an ostrich.
What is black and blue? Edited by: DUSTYROSE1968 at: 4/14/2009 (17:15) Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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A. Because it is Irish.
B. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Why is grass green?
Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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because books are easier to travel with
Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Because they like grits.
Why do people like to read? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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because the moon isn't out
why do the birds fly south Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Because the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles turned down the role.
Why isn't it warm outside even though it is sunny? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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because santa already had a holiday
Why are dogs considered mans best friend Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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so we don't have to have roller skates
why does the Bunny represent Easter Live~~Love~~Laugh~~~~
Enjoy all that life offers!! It's too short to go around grumpy!!
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cotton candy
why do we have cars Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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What is stuffed in a bead bag chair?
Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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because although the sun is up it is sleeping on the job
Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Woman in the moon doesn't sound as good.
Why do you sometimes see the moon in the sky in the day time? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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so we have something to rake
Why is there a man in the moon and not a woman Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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to let us know someone is coming when the doorbell doesn't work
Why do trees have leaves? Live~~Love~~Laugh~~~~
Enjoy all that life offers!! It's too short to go around grumpy!!
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to store there stuff when they're not using it
Why do dogs bark? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Because we needed to have more colors in the box of crayons.
Why do cats use litter boxes? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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so we can tell the grass from the sky
Why is hair different colors Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Why is grass green? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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so we don't have to count them
Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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because it likes to be warm.
Why does food have calories? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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steak and greenbeans
Why is fat stored in the body? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Blue and green and they are pretty in that color.
What is a milk shake made of? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Turtles have hard shells so they can float in water.
Why color are dalmations?
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I put shoelaces on my food when I'm eating.
Why do turtles have hard shells? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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I will.
What do you put your food on when you are eating? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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George Washington
What will fix the US economy? Tessienina aka
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The wicked witch of the west.
Who invented the toilet? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Since we're supposed to answer the question wrong - I'll say never.
Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic???? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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...because it makes them happy!
When will I look fabulous in a bathing suit?
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Because it makes their parents happy
Why do children disobey parents Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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...because my flowers are craving it right now.
Why do siblings fight so intensely? ![]()
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because it helps them Meow louder
Why does it rain Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Because my son said so!!!
Why do cats like milk? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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A kick in the butt.
Why is the sky blue? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Willy Wonka was the name of the father of course!!!!
What did the children win if they made it all the way through the tour of the chocolate factory??? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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Because they can... LOL!!!
What is the name of Father in Courtship of Eddies Father.... (showing my age just a bit, but who cares I look FAAAABULOUS)!!!! Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you. --
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Because people ate too much sugar.
Why do dogs like to play with balls? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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so they won't get mixed up in the strawberries
Why is the economy the way it is currently? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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You can't stop a woman from eating something she wants.
Why are cherries red? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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lol
As much as the beaver can flip it to him. Why did Adam let Eve eat that apple? (He was standing right there listening to the conversation between her and the serpent. He knew they had been told not to eat it.) Tina - NJ, Eastern
With God all things are possible...Matthew 19:26
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Answer: Outerspace, that's why they don't come with directions...
Questions: How much wood does a woodchuck chuck? Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you. --
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so the south can sleep in!!
where do babies come from? Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Cable is puppy food.
Why does the sun rise in the East? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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So the sun can come up?
What is cable Tessienina aka
Leslie If you can't stand behind our troops, maybe you should stand in front of them.
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Cats like to hide in boxes because balloons are to small.
Why to cherries grow on trees? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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A rake is used for carrying around barn animals.
Why do cats like to hide in boxes??? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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Not not this person, I haven't been in a bikini since 1986 when I weighed 113 and I am 5'6" I don't sit in the sun at all. I am very pale and have sensative skin.
What is a rake used for? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Sunshine! So we can spread it around every time we speak!
The person above me is looking forward to bikini season?
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A ball point pen is used for making snack!
What are we supposed to drink 8 glasses of every day? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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It is a clam that you keep in the Medicine cabinet.
What is a ball point pen used for? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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NOBODY better wake her up, she's only been sleeping for 138 years and I have housework to do!
What is a razor clam?
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He was busy racing the snail.
Who is going to wake up Snow White? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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An octopus with way too much time to spare invented the sandwich.
Why didn't the hare win the race? (with the tortoise) Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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George Bush of course.
Who invented the sandwich? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Why Charles Lindberg invented the iceberg of course!!!
Who's statue us at the Lincoln Memorial? Moosemouse
"Someone once described me as a swan. I look smooth going across the lake, but underneath, I'm paddling like crazy." Shelly Lazarus
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lol
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Let's see - one to make the pie, one to put it in the oven and one to take it out. Three.
Who invented the iceberg? Namaste
Celia
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To keep the surfers happy
How many apples do you need to make a pie? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Until the applause dies down and the curtain closes.
Why does the ocean have waves? Edited by: ATHENAJANE at: 3/6/2009 (23:12)
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It goes in a big heater to heat our water.
How long does a ham cook? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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As many as you can hold in two hands, while dunking them into the bucket...
Where does the sun go, when it disappears at sunset?
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A: After he eats.
Q: How many cups in a gallon?
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Jane Seymour (she was ALL INTO that weightless thing!)
When is the right time to cure a ham? Edited by: MEEKAGIRL at: 3/6/2009 (10:57)
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Lol.
A: The official language of Finland. Q: Who was the first person to walk on the moon? ***Currently doing Turbo Fire 20 week schedule.***
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He invented the toilet (also a friend of Jane Austen!)
What is Fiddle Faddle?
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She fights rabbits.
Who is Wilson? Namaste
Celia
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In a convenience store.
What is a labrador? Life is Short,
Don't waste it, Improve it. ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ? .?¸.•*¨) ? ? .•*´¨ )?? **Diane's* ??*¨) Retired and Loving It .•*´¨?-:¦:- ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? -:¦:- Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without ?~*-:¦:-*?~.•*´¨ ) ?-:¦:- )? ¸.•*¨) ?¸.•*¨)? Make time to read, you
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Anytime you can turn your clock back.
Question? Where can I buy camoflage pants?
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Red, White and Blue
When is daylight savings time? Struggle is a subtle sculptor who shapes the life of every great spiritual master into a unique and unparalleled work of art." - Swami Kripalu
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A: She invented toilet paper.
Q: What is the color of the sky? ***Currently doing Turbo Fire 20 week schedule.***
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A. A guy from England
Q. Who is Jane Austen? Namaste
Celia
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A: Last week.
Q: What is a yorkie?
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A: Darth Vader
B: When did the US gain independence?
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A: Sponge Bob of course!
Q: What is Dr. Seuss' real name? Edited by: KIMMIEP at: 3/4/2009 (18:03) Kimmiep
188/175/150 SW/CW/GW Co-Leader of Spark New Jersey Half Fanatic #3034 Ran 13 Halfs in 2013 Sweat Pink Ambassador Girls Gone Sporty Ambassador Tough Chik
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A: Michael Jackson
Q: How old is Paris Hilton? ***Currently doing Turbo Fire 20 week schedule.***
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A: Africa
Q: Who was the first person on the moon?
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Another game I found online.
This is pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you INCORRECTLY and then ask a question for the next person. Example for those who need it: Q: What are 'The Smurfs'? A: The native inhabitants of Australia. I'll start.. Q: What is the capital of Greenland? Next person has to give an answer to my question and post another question. ***Currently doing Turbo Fire 20 week schedule.***
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