Group photo
Author:
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
6/2/20 10:17 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
So a neutrino walks through a bar...

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
6/23/19 11:27 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One... or two?

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/6/19 3:40 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Hehe.. thanks for joining in!

A few more:

I have a new theory of inertia, but it isn't gaining momentum.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. They won't be able to hear you from that far away, and you'll have their shoes.

I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.




I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
ALWAYSSTARTING's Photo ALWAYSSTARTING SparkPoints: (148,372)
Fitness Minutes: (273,431)
Posts: 542
2/5/19 1:52 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?






Make me one with everything!


"You'll accomplish more if you start now."


 current weight: 165.2 
188
178.5
169
159.5
150
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/4/19 11:49 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:57 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:57 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:
Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Cats = Furry Purry
Dogs = Shaggy Waggy
Fork = Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:56 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:56 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:55 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:55 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:54 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Magic beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof — and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. “You’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:54 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
HODGEPODGEPANDA's Photo HODGEPODGEPANDA Posts: 203
2/3/19 4:53 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Jokes! Jump in with your best jokes & worst puns!

I'm writing a novel, on the backs of envelopes and discarded pieces of paper.
https://twitter.com/hodgepodgekitty


 Pounds lost: 3.0 
0
8
16
24
32
Page: 1 of (1)  

Report Innappropriate Post

Other Secular SparkPeople General Team Discussion Forum Posts

Topics:
Last Post:



Thread URL: https://www.sparkpeople.com/myspark/team_messageboard_thread.asp?board=0x9569x70921794

Review our Community Guidelines