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8/26/17 2:27 A

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listen quietly



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8/20/17 1:26 A

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giggle and snort



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8/14/17 2:38 A

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Dont respond to any nasty people



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I thought I had a good sense of humor until I read these answers. I think they are OBNOXIOUS.

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8/11/17 9:42 P

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remove the light bulb



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8/10/17 7:45 P

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Keep chanting "there's no place like home."

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8/10/17 6:12 P

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click your heels and salute people getting into the lift.



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8/8/17 12:04 P

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Blow kisses at everyone as much as possible between floors.

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8/7/17 10:35 P

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hug people



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8/6/17 4:03 P

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Meditate on what happens when the door opens.

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8/6/17 10:08 A

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Pretend to take pictures of the other passengers and then say they are for your weird people website.

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8/5/17 10:02 P

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brush dandruff out of your hair



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8/4/17 11:19 A

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Ask if someone will give you a haircut before the next stop.

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8/3/17 9:27 P

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start stroking the arms of people



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7/31/17 7:35 P

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Curse the poison oak you have all over.

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7/31/17 7:07 P

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scratch and poke your rear end



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7/30/17 7:59 P

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Bring a backpack full of noisy items to see how long it takes to annoy your fellow passengers.

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7/30/17 7:01 P

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start a tickling fight



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7/30/17 11:45 A

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Scratch your head and ask the other passengers what is the best head lice remedy.

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7/29/17 8:57 P

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scratch your armpits then sniff them



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7/28/17 7:13 P

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Whistle the theme to Gilligan's Island and invite people to go away with you.

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7/28/17 6:53 P

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put a hand in someone else's pocket



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7/28/17 1:04 P

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Get off at every floor and then try to get right back on every time.

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7/27/17 7:59 P

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press the STOP button inbetween floors



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7/27/17 7:47 P

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hit yourself and yell at other passengers to stop hitting you.

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7/27/17 7:01 P

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collapse on the floor



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7/25/17 12:01 P

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Tap the shoulder of the person next to you and keep saying It Wasn't Me!

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7/24/17 8:13 P

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try and hold in an imminent bathroom visit



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7/24/17 7:37 P

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Stare at your reflection and carry on a conversation.

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7/24/17 6:36 P

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press all the buttons



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7/23/17 9:14 P

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Whistle It's A Small World all the way to your floor.

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7/23/17 6:11 P

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keep sneezing



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7/23/17 10:23 A

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cough loudly and keep repeating at least it is only pneumonia.

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7/22/17 8:43 P

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Vomit all over the floor



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7/22/17 7:40 P

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Look around alot and whistle the theme song to Mission Impossible and ask people to join in.

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7/22/17 7:08 P

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fart

especially if crowded



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11/22/15 8:32 P

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Kiss your significant other. emoticon

well..... if no one else is in the elevator

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While you are waiting for your floor, check the signs and see if you can pick out the alphabet. The letters "J' and 'q" are the hardest. I also do this in the doctor's office while I am waiting. Bev


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6/14/15 10:57 A

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I'm sure you could jump in with something!

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I love your message boards but I'm not creative enough to add messages!

Slowly and surely wins the race.


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5/16/15 3:29 P

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Scratch all over!!! and start to twitch!!!! LOL

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7/13/14 2:03 P

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scratch your crotch like it the worse itch ever

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7/13/14 10:47 A

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pass gas n act innocent

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7/3/14 9:30 A

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eat an onion

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6/30/14 9:41 A

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Hum

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5/11/14 10:09 A

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stand in the corner

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4/27/14 3:06 A

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Sing...change key if it doesn't sound good, and try again! emoticon

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scratch your head once, quickly...a second time, with more force...
the third time scratch your head like crazy, grab your cell phone and pretend to call
the pharmacy and yell "is that shampoo ready yet? I'm DYING here!"

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4/21/14 6:29 P

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Break wind!

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4/11/14 5:13 P

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Bring a kitchen timer, put it on the floor next to you and when it goes off, jump around and yell "we're done, we're done!"

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Face everyone else and say "I bet you're wondering why I've called you all together today..."



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clear your throat countless number of times

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pull out your cell phone, pretending to talk to a blind date who is waiting for you on the next floor. Explain that the elevator is on its way up and you will be wearing (describe what another elevator passenger is wearing), quickly getting off the elevator when the doors open and hurrying down the hall.

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have an empty pill bottle in your pocket/purse and take it out when the doors close, shake it and go 'Oh well, I guess it's on to plan B. Where is that gun again?'

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(Borrowing from the late George Carlin)

Pick up your phone, act as if you are talking to someone and say, "Ok, now that it's done, where do we hide the body?"

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9/1/13 8:00 P

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Some of you people are really SICK....and you know who you are!!!!!!

At the nursing home where I worked, a ride on the elevator was an opportunity for the residents and staff to be creative. Some would assume the responsibility of being a tour guide, directing other passengers to look to their right or left so they could see the Statue of Liberty or Grand Canyon. Others would ask incoming passengers for their elevator passes, which really confused most people who failed to produce one. We did have an unspoken rule of "NO FARTING ON THE ELEVATOR", Which everyone ignored.

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