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That was fabulous. Did you see all the different things those goats had to play and jump on. They are well loved.

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10/18/10 7:24 P

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That looks like a lot of work.

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10/18/10 6:33 P

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10/17/10 10:26 P

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Perfect. I made a link for my Mixed Mutt Doghouse team too. Thanks for sharing.

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9/4/10 2:46 P

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Here is one I found in a friends SP blog. I thought it was perfect for this team.

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It's Soooo Hot!


The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.


STAY COOL!

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We are back into mild temps in Oregon, but I am sure a few of you are still feeling the heat.

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1/12/10 10:32 P

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Too funny. I was laughing out loud. Hubby thought I was nuts.

Now I need to do some hunting for more funnies.

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1/12/10 10:25 A

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This isn't farm but it is funny.....

TRIP TO Costco

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm
retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably
shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story..) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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1/12/10 12:45 A

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJgMueh-zLM

Despite feeling a bit sorry for the dog, this is still one of the funniest videos I have seen in awhile.

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1/9/10 10:44 P

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I have been modemless for three months. I only thought it was two, but I finally cleaned up my e-mail today and the modem went down October 2nd. It will probabably take me another two weeks to get through my spark mail, then I will have to tackle spark comments and spark goodies, but I did so much miss everyone here. It is good to be back.

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Hey, stranger, where have you been? I missed you. Glad to see you back here. I will have to look for some more farm funnies.
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That little blond cutie is going to go far. I bet he already sings and plays in his daddy's band.

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10/20/09 12:20 P

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Check out this video.

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10/2/09 11:14 A

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Not Funnies but really neat.
www.slideshare.net/ccraciun/the-farm
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Wheat is drilled. A lot of it is up and so pretty and green. It was really windy today, always a worry the wheat will blow out.

October already, time is flying.
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I had to read it twice, then I got it and started laughing out loud.

Work has been way too busy, but I have prep time tomorrow so hope to get caught up.

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10/1/09 10:34 A

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This really does work.

I've tried it several times and it worked every time -
even tried it again this morning!

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
If you feel like doing some work,
sit down and wait.....



THE FEELING DOES GO AWAY


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9/27/09 7:15 P

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Hi Marlene,
I am heading out to paint right now. This is our last day of sunshine. Then, maybe I can find another farm funny. Hope you have had a great day.
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No funnies to add today. DH is drilling wheat, about half done. No rain to speak of but it will come and hope we have the wheat up when it does.

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9/20/09 5:18 P

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Priceless. I had to watch the skirted one leap onto his tractor seat at least three times.

Dad had a tractor like that, when I was little, until he rolled it into the creek. Funny thing, Hubby rolled his tractor style riding lawn mower too. What is it with the men in my life?

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9/20/09 2:00 A

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Two men, one from Alabama and one from Texas, were having a friendly chat.

The man from Texas asked the Alabaman how big his home place was, and the Alabaman answered, “Oh, I’d say I own about a hundred acres. How ’bout you?”

The Texan replied, “Well son, if you got in a truck and drove from sunup to sundown, you still wouldn’t reach the end of my property.”

The Alabaman responded, “Yep, I had a truck like that once.”



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9/19/09 12:16 P

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Glad to see you back! Our weather changed. We are getting a much needed rain. I am going to GS's football game today. Good thing I don't melt.

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I am going to have to hunt up another farm funny.

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That was funny, Cathy. Thanks for starting a new message board.

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My cousin who grew up on a dairy farm sent this to me. I thought it was worth sharing.

A COWBOY

****A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to
another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car..

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U. S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows... this is a herd of sheep...

Now give me back my dog.****

Does anyone else have good clean farm jokes to share?

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