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5/18/10 3:40 P

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LOL if only I had known this years ago...ah well I love the little beasties...will love them more once the last one leaves home though me thinks!

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5/18/10 3:38 P

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I must confess Jen, I posted that one specifically with you in mind!

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OH SNAP that last one is EPIC!

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I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease: Children

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5/18/10 3:27 P

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Ex-husband in trunk.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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I break for Faeries, Trolls, Unicorns, Dragons, and other invisible creatures only I can see...

Tailgate me and roll for damage.

If you can read this and don't back off I'll flick a booger on your windshield (actually managed to find a sticker of a smilie face picking it's nose to go with that on my old car)

You say I'm a Bitch like it's a bad thing?

www.byte-me.com (I got more tailgaters over this one...)

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5/17/10 1:02 P

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I love your laughing Muttley icon!

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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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I need my muttley icon for that one!

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This one is so old, is passé - but what the heck!

Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
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haha that is awesome!

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Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!


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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

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5/16/10 2:35 P

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Anger is one letter short of Danger

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I'm not perfect, but I'm so close that it scares me.

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5/16/10 3:53 A

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Sarcasm – it’s good for what ails ‘em.

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The older I get, the more free I feel to be me. That could be a dangerous situation - especially for others.

In that vein, here's today's bumper sticker:

Adrenalin is my drug of choice.


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The older I get the less I care.

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I KNOW better than to check mine.


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Mine, too! emoticon

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My reality check just bounced

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5/14/10 11:19 A

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Why thank you Ms. Pline. We aim to please ma'am.
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Haaaa haaaaa! Joyrider, you crack me up. Thanx. emoticon

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That ones perfect for me Fallen - "Give me the Coffee and no one will get hurt."

Here's a favorite phrase of mine that I think would work on a bumper sticker:

Beat it to Fit - Paint it to Match.

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5/13/10 3:06 P

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I don't know if this has been put on or not but...


Tailgate me and roll for damage.

The world is coming to an end please log off.

Give me the Coffee and no one will get hurt.

(confederate flag inside the "no" symbol) Get over it. You Lost.

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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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heres an old one: procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow

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And some resemble that remark Sharon.


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saw this on Woody Paige's board today...

You have the right to be stupid. I abuse that right.

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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.


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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
5/11/10 2:21 P

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ahhahahahahaha good one

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5/11/10 2:18 P

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I wasn't born a b!tch; people like you made me that way.


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Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.

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5/10/10 8:07 P

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U.S. Marines -- when it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed tonight!

Yes, I CAN!


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5/10/10 5:31 P

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Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday...
even the calendar says ----- W T F.

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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


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Red meat is not bad for you.
(Fuzzy green meat is bad for you)

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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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Faster than a speeding ticket.

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We ALL hope no one breaks your wings Pline!
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I LOVE that one!

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PLINE10's Photo PLINE10 Posts: 540
5/8/10 6:16 P

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Women are Angels...And when someone breaks our wings...We simply continue to fly....on a broomstick...We are flexible like that...


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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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I'm not a nag, i'm a motivational speaker.

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I resemble that remark! emoticon

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5/8/10 1:01 A

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Perfect Jen!

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Bwaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaa! I love that one, Jen
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Edited by: PLINE10 at: 5/7/2010 (19:49)
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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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90% B!tch 10% B!tch

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LESSOFJEN's Photo LESSOFJEN Posts: 873
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I love that one lol

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

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5/6/10 6:32 A

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Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.

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Forget the red or green chili Pline, just gimme the Pinot Noir. Step away from my wine people and no one gets hurt.
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5/5/10 1:01 P

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oh yes we need a movie quote thread I LOOOOOVE movie quotes...I shall go start one if there isn't one already!

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

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