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9/8/10 6:01 P

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Here' one I just saw...
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Advisor tells him " You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you".
"This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No" says the Psychic, "in biology class".
I'm not sure if I should really laugh as I feel sorry for the froggie...
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9/6/10 9:04 A

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.


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LIFE IS A WONDER-FUL JOURNEY


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9/6/10 7:41 A

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1)The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say.
Ana´s Nin

2)If things go wrong, don't go with them.
Roger Babson

3)Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Anonymous

4)A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie Snow

5)A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
Paul Dudley White

6)Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I who write this, and you who read this.
Blaise Pascal

7)Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
William Shakespeare

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