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5/14/12 12:48 P

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I know some men who have trouble keeping theirs up--shields I mean emoticon

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Tip for announcing "Lists" of faults:

When a Klingon Warbird has to fire it's Photon Torpedoes it has to first drop it's shield then fire the torpedoes. Very tricky shxt when attempting this maneuver, Cap't. Kirk is likely to fire back and blow you up!

MuWhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How come when a man is asked to tape a show, they get the times wrong or the station; however, they never have messed up getting a sports event taped from beginning to end?

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Defending the Grill: I'm all for the grill being solely male territory. Not that I can't figure it out (come on, if guys can do it, how difficult can it be). But because it means one less thing for me to do. I love BBQ season.

Defending Never Forgetting: Men seem to depend on us to remember all the details of their lives - when they have doctor or dentist appointments, when their mother's birthday is, etc. So, basically it's become engrained that we remember everything. Forgive and forget is a wonderful concept. But if there is a pattern of repeated behaviour, a simple "I'm sorry" doesn't cut it. If you were sorry, you'd remember to handle the situation differently the next time.

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Defending the grill: Women, feel free to cook on the grill. It's not complicated (even if you say you don't know how to work it). It would free up more time for me to watch the game.

Speaking of the game...

Do women have a radar? A sixth sense? Why is it you always need SOMETHING
- Bottom of the ninth, one run game (baseball)
- Less than two minutes (football, hockey, basketball)
- Whenever my team is about to do something interesting.

But when the game is 52 - 0 I'm left alone and reminded for a week straight I could have watched the whole game if I wanted to.

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Defending Grill: Because the LAST time you worked the grill I heard about it for a week that you didn't get a chance to talk to your Mother or your sister from out-of-town. NEVER AGAIN shall you work the grill! LOL!

Defending Men Gossip: We're not gossiping, we're NETWORKING!

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5/14/12 2:01 A

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I am one of those (apparently rare) women that forget most things...birthdays, holidays, his screw ups (usually, not the big ones).
Men...what's with the grill? why can't a woman cook on one, why does it have to be you?

I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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5/13/12 10:38 P

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It's really not, well the forgiving part, at least. I don't speak for all women, but I never bring crap back up unless it comes up. I don't sit there seething and hanging on to everything waiting for the first fight to bring it up,

I can't literally forget stuff, though. Like a person can't unsay things, you can't stick the cat back in the bag. I fully expect my guy to remember all the times I screw up too (and, he does, trust me). It comes up this way, with us, using your example of late for dinner: If it happens frequently, I'd maybe say something like "Could you please just call next time you're going to be late, unlike the last five times?".

Serious about not forgetting. I remember every book I read, too. I remember people's names and birthdays, and what they like for dinner. It's just a function of life.

Edited by: COMPLEXFLAVOR at: 5/13/2012 (22:39)
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yEA, exactly- that's what I mean. Your list makers. Probably even do write it down least ye forget. When I say "forget about it"- I couldn't remember it later if my life depended on it.

Forgive and forget. Why is that so hard?


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Nads: That's one's easy. Because you'll do it again, and when I say "You ALWAYS do crap like that!" You'll reply, "oh yeah? Name one time..." Then you better buckle your seat belt, because I've got every single time you ever did it on file.

Nowadays, I don't get sucked into that business. He still says things like "oh? Do you have an example?" I'll say, "yes, this is a pattern, but I'm not going to get into semantics with you." And he knows that's the safety catch right before the good old "listing of past faults" cliche. If he presses, he better sit down, because it will be a while.

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Too funny!

I've been divorced for so long now that I've forgotten how to bitch about women (except the ex, she's still an award winner)

...but I do remember one thing....tell me why most women never- ever, ever, ever forget a guys f-up. You fight about it for a while , talk about it for days, hash it out up one side and down the other.. then finally get forgiven- or come to a common understanding about it and you think you've moved on forever- but yet the very next time she gets mad---Bam, it's right back in your face again like it just happened again a few seconds ago!

It goes something like this
Him: I'm sorry I'm late for dinner precious, the boss asked me to finish the Statler report before leaving tonight. HMM, dinner looks delicious!"

Her: "YOU NEVER ASKED ME TO GO TO THAT ELVIS PRESLEY CONCERT WITH YOU!!!"



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I did read it, you totally brought up a point that was uninteresting and so everyone ignored it. Then I read your second post and realized that, as usual, you missed the, not so subtle, nuance of the thread.

If you would just try and join in all the reindeer games like the rest of us you wouldn't be "Rudolphing" all the time with us.

C'mon, it's okay to be normal, really.

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Go back & read my 1st poting on this therd I get an email from the history & it saids for today in history under the sports portion the 1st battle of the SEXES was brocasted today in 1973. go to history.com & there is a place to click on about. go to that web site & it will back this & my 1st posting of thistherd.

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Defending NO FOREPLAY: What's dat!?
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CCA. On reading mens minds. Well for me all he thinks about is sex and food (not together LOL!!) He should be able to read mine, I ask him to do things over and over again.
Does your significant other do that?? Have to ask over and over again or are you on the ball!! LOL!! emoticon

KJ you crack me up!!! emoticon

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5/13/12 2:47 A

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KJ, with your last post your statement on 'she can't talk with her mouth full' is forgiven. In fact, I think I love you now emoticon
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Edited by: 23KAIYA at: 5/13/2012 (02:47)
I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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Take your meds and read the f**king thread again, FatBane.

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Guys you know your doing it right when you 1st ENTER & she at that MOMENT STARTS to BREATH HEAVY & THEN ONCE YOUR INSIDE she STARTS to MOAN VERY LOUDE & AS your DOING IT TOGETHER the LONGER YOU NOT ONLY HEAR her MOANS BUT you'll HEAR her HOWLE to the POINT WHERE her ENJOYMENT CAN BE HEARD BY ALL & NOT JUST IN THAT ROOM BUT EVERYWHERE & THEN WHEN ITS OVER she'll SAY " CAN WE DO IT AGAIN"

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Gossiping: My workplace is about 90% male. And believe me, those guys gossip way more than any women I know.

No Foreplay: Yeah, where does that come from? Just because you wake up with wood doesn't mean I'm ready to go.

Ripped boxes and packages: No comments on that one. My husband comes from a long line of serious neat freaks. There's definitely no way he would rip open anything.

My Gripe: Why is it that any time I get upset about something, it must be PMS? It doesn't matter if it's something that I clearly have a right to be upset about, it's always just written off as PMS.

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5/12/12 12:15 P

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if you're really good at what you are doing, she won't be doing much talking during intercourse (except some dirty talking)

hint: if she's telling you how her day went, you aren't doin' it right!


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gripe - is time in the military the ONLY way to have a man not be a slob? The men I know who don't live like pigs have all been in the service. The ones I know who have never enlisted live in squalor.

DH was never in the service emoticon

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Defending BJ's over vaginal sex: There's NO WAY she can talk during a BJ, her mouth is too full!

*wiping hands clean*

Well now, THAT was easy!
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Why do women expect us to be able to read their minds? If you want me to do something, just say it. Don't do it yourself and then get mad at me for not doing it first.

Is it because it's easier to read a man's mind? (we all want sex when we're not building up testosteron with sports or electronics or terrorizing helpless cracker boxes.)

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Complesflavor: LOL!!!!

LLP: I don't know your wife!! LOL!!!

Here's another question. Do all you men skip foreplay?? I think my husband thinks I'm excited all the time, just bam!! and I"m ready, NOT!! We don't kiss anymore because he started kissing like they do in porn movies and I don't like that just the tongue wiggling, know what I'm talking about? He doesn't kiss the normal way. Any advice??

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5/12/12 6:48 A

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Gossiping: Sometimes, you just gotta talk about people. Guys do it too. In fact, my husband works with all guys, and they're even worse than my mom and all her old lady friends. Seriously, get 9 guys digging a hole together, and first the recipe exchanges, then they start talking about the condition so and show showed up to work, and that he was wearing the same clothes from last night and WHAT was he wearing, oh my GOD. It's hilarious.

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Hehe, I am sooo with you on that one Kaiya (vagina over oral).

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LOL... I was a volunteer EMT for a few years, care to know the ratio of idiot men cut from their cars v.s. idiot women cut from their cars?

Oral (in my book) will never beat the real deal.

I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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LMBO! Loveslife, I just peeped your Spark Page again to make sure my wife didn't infiltrate it and post on here. She is exactly the same....all bark but no bite.

Defend 1: As for the BJ preference, IDK. I'm a 69 kind of guy myself and prefer to give as much as receive. That said, a little bit of lip service while on the road always enhances the driving experience.

Defend 2: Kaiya, as for "women drivers"...let the video speak for itself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8Xg
XQ

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thanks for posting loveslife, I want to see the response to this one!

I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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LLP, I gossip a bit. I can't tell people how I think because I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. So I say what people want to hear. (I know, STUPID!!) I sound tough when I'm taking to my DH or my mom, but when I face the person face to face, I chicken out!!
This is just my opinion!!

Why do you men want BJ's instead of vaginal sex? That's all my hubby wants!! He even wants road head!!! Does it feel that different??

KJ, I know we have talked about this before!! LOL!!

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5/11/12 7:56 P

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I agree, LLP

The most handicapped person in the world is a negative thinker; a person who has the skills, abilities, talents and tools, yet chooses not to use them.
~Heather Whitestone

Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
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Gripe: Why do women gossip all of the freakin' time? I love her but my wife drives me absolutely nuts that BS!! Just tell the person you're talking about how you really feel and be done with it.



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note to self - use money I don't spend on scented bath products and lotions to puchase my OWN packages of food (because I don't like stale cereal, crackers, etc. which is what you get when some over-testosteroned he-man rips the package open)
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Edited by: OBIESMOM2 at: 5/11/2012 (17:16)
The most handicapped person in the world is a negative thinker; a person who has the skills, abilities, talents and tools, yet chooses not to use them.
~Heather Whitestone

Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
~Leonard Cohen


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HOT pic, thanks for sharing.
Gripes about men;
Making promises that are not fullfilled.... i.e group 'fun' at the end of the day.
Can I expect this to be filled? emoticon
Driving.....I have a spotless record and he does not, yet I'm the bad driver "dang women drivers"
Please...really?

I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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5/11/12 2:42 P

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Omg, yes. That's hot. I have a pinup version of her on my calf. I'll put the picture in my gallery!


Edit: Spark was being wonky, but I posted a pic on my blog:

https://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public
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Back to griping, to keep this on topic.


Yesterday, when I came home elated because of my new tats, an asshat man said "it looks like a peach" of a tattoo that is clearly a golden apple. Instead of saying "you're an idiot, no one f***ing asked you" because that's the first thing that popped into my mind, I said "sometimes you make me second guess my tats, and I hate that."

Gripe: Opening your mouth without thinking, and being kinda mean.

Edited by: COMPLEXFLAVOR at: 5/11/2012 (14:56)
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You know, KJ, you're right. I'll just quit showering all together. Cleanliness and smelling really freakin hot are so overrated. Maybe then the guys will let me into the He Man club, because I'll smell like them emoticon

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Defending Ripped Boxes: We men of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" have the right to demonstrate to the weaker sex our ability to be primal and rip to shreds inanimate objects.

Defending Tightwad: If you spend that much money on smelling good then allow me to find you a good deordant stick! Very cheap at Bottom Dollar! This also allows us to get several additional sports cable stations that carry interviews from the past that we men MUST watch again to remind ourselves just how awesome it is to love menly sports!

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On this subject do anyone of you rember the network that 1 time did a show useing sports (OLIOPIC)where they had BATTLE OF THE SEXES with each sex did the same thing at the level where the network would have both do the same thing 1 I rember involed climbing a wall the man use a climbing rope & the woman used a ladder they wanted to see who was fastest useing this medthod.

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Oh JOY! I'm pissed at men this week, and no it's not PMS, so shut it. I can fill this thread with gripes (all in fun, I promise)

First: Quit being a damn tightwad and "evaluating" my shopping habits. I work too, and yes, I NEED a hundred bucks worth of soap and perfume from the Lush store. Gripe: Tightwad. Even with my own hard earned cash.

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is it genetically impossible for a man to open a package without ripping it to shreds?

The boss does this with toner boxes when I'm not there (the box is re-used to ship the old cartridge for recycling); DH does this at home with cereal or cracker boxes, bags that have a usable ziploc seal (or they would if DH hadn't rip the bag open from the other end).

what's up with that?

The most handicapped person in the world is a negative thinker; a person who has the skills, abilities, talents and tools, yet chooses not to use them.
~Heather Whitestone

Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
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***warning: this post is strictly for tongue-in-cheek humour!***

Okay, here's how it works: post a gripe about the opposite sex (stereotypical or not), then a member of the opposite sex will defend the accusation.

Make sure your defending post includes which "gripe" you're defending! LOL!

Good Luck and remember, at the end of each day we have NTOL group sex to make up for our words, k?
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