I lived there until I was nearly 40....I am happy to be out ;)
Thought I would share this ..See your dad is the norm there It is sooo very calm here LOL I think NJ drivers are highly skilled and that NASCAR sends people there to learn how to drive in crazy situations at high speeds .You need to be able to drive a minimum of 85 MPH in bumper to bumper traffic with out using your blinker and while sending a text message LOL REALLY you can drive that fast in any weather condition even at night.....
Hope you feel better soon . soft tissue injuries are the pits. Hang in there and Big HUGS
How To Drive In Jersey. .
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM.
Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is 85 mph. On the parkway it's 105 or 110.
Anything less is considered "Sissy." (Just ask Jon Corzine, the Governor of NJ)
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules.
For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks
with the biggest tires go second; However, in Monmouth county, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking
moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. EVER! Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of Jersey. Detour barrels are moved
around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's
driving a bit more exciting.
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats, barrels, cones, celebs,
rubber-neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer and other road kill, and the Homeless feeding
on any of these items.
9. MapQuest does NOT work here -- none of the roads are where they say they are or go where
they say they do and all the Turnpike EZ Pass lanes are moved each night once again to make
your ride more exciting.
10. If someone actually has their Turn Signal ON, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let
them know it has been "accidentally activated."
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65mph zone, you are considered a road
hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon for Tuesday appointments,
by noon Thursday for Friday appointments, and right after church on Sunday for anything on
Monday morning.
Just Breathe
Arlene
Mountain Time Zone
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow.
Mary Anne Radmacher
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.