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2/25/12 9:10 P

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I liked that one!

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2/22/12 6:13 A

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�The more we witness our emotional reactions and understand how they work, the easier it is to refrain.� ― Pema Ch�dr�n



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I used to work in tutoring classes for grade school kids on the weekends, and if parents actually heard the language their kids use........

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2/21/12 9:43 P

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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you b-stards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you b-stards who are getting on, get your azz in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b-tch in the kitchen."


Edited by: BUDDYSMYFRIEND at: 2/21/2012 (21:44)
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