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Slow & steady makes a winner of us. Even if we hit pitfalls, get up. Know that a new day is right around the corner.
Try to be all that you can be. Work at it a day at a time.

"Be not afraid of going slow; be afraid if standing still" (Chinese Proverb)

With God all things are possible.

If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.
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Yup, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em some days! LOL

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Some men!

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Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Blake didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Chuck hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Chuck, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Chuck!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,'For crying out loud Blake, what in the world happened to you?'
Blake replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Chuck said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.


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