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Starr, I thought it was a very good answer! LOL

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That is a good one about the wife & husband, Carol. It made me laugh. emoticon

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REMEMBER, JESUS LOVES YOU!!

"RIP MY SWEET, SWEET ALAN. I WILL LOVE & MISS YOU FOREVER." ~~~~~MARCH 3rd 2014~~~~~


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Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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emoticon emoticon emoticon So funny!!

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Try to be all that you can be. Work at it a day at a time.

"Be not afraid of going slow; be afraid if standing still" (Chinese Proverb)

With God all things are possible.

If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.
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Yes, wouldn't life be grand if simple things like this worked?! Hahaha. I've always wished I could "wiggle my nose" like Samantha the witch and make my house all tidy. :)

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Ha, ha.....that's funny. emoticon It sure would be nice if all of us could solve our weight problems as easily at that. emoticon Think of all the money Dawn soap would make if that were true!!! emoticon

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Just had to post this, I thought it might be helpful!!! LOL. Keep a smile on your face and a song in your heart emoticon and life will be a happier place. emoticon

Joke for the day:
Don't wash your hair in the shower
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT
WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning!
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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