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to relate to this?

the Menopausal Christmas Song
(to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

I'm just roasting, and there is no fire,
Want to take off half my clothes,
You'll find that my waist's been replaced by a tire
And reading specs now sit upon my nose.

Everybody knows my mood swings to and fro,
Help! My brows have taken flight.
Tiny spots now appear high and low,
I find it hard to sleep all night.

I know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of jars of night cream on his sleigh.
And every moisturizer that I buy,
Claims it can bring me back my youth... But that's a lie

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To gals from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Be Beautiful Be YOU !


by Sherylds.............


OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!

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"It seems to me that most folks are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. " Abraham Lincoln

I AM ...One Life, One Spirit, One God, One Love....I AM



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