1)A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
2)A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
3)Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
4) I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
5)A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
6)A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
7)Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
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