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Friday Funny!
Friday, July 19, 2019      17 comments

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system h... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, July 18, 2019      18 comments

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on t... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, July 17, 2019      17 comments

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow d... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, July 16, 2019      16 comments

A couple has been married for 25 years. Their friend asks: "How did you make that possible?" Husband says, "We went to Shimla for our honeymoon. While horseback riding, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell off. She got up & patted the ho... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, July 15, 2019      16 comments

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, July 14, 2019      14 comments

An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah!" he said. "We're right over my homeland." "How can you tell?" as... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, July 13, 2019      20 comments

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help with his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, the... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, July 12, 2019      15 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, July 11, 2019      18 comments

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nut... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, July 10, 2019      18 comments

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the chauffeur, "Would you please take your seat... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, July 09, 2019      16 comments

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, July 08, 2019      22 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, July 07, 2019      16 comments

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Saturday Funny
Saturday, July 06, 2019      18 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, July 05, 2019      15 comments

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her an... Read more

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