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Temptation of the Most Delicious Kind
Monday, January 18, 2021      3 comments

I'm doing well and don't worry, I haven't given in to the temptation. And Thank the Good Lord that I don't have those ingredients in the house anymore. But here it is someone sent me this sinfully delicious recipe: Read more
Up and Running
Sunday, January 17, 2021      7 comments

Got in 4 cups of water and my morning smoothie. Weighed myself and the scale said 197.4 for a total loss of 6 Lb.s... Yea for me. I'm so worth eating healthy and taking time for me It's been awhile since I visited Spark People. I didn't forget I... Read more
Getting Back On Track
Friday, January 15, 2021      4 comments

Measuring, portioning and tracking that's what it's all about when eating Healthy. We know we are accountable for what goes into our bodies just as much as what comes out of our mouths. If we're going to be responsible grownups we need to teach ... Read more
Sleep Walker
Sunday, January 10, 2021      6 comments

Well I did it when I was a kid, did it 17 years ago after my brain surgery until my medication was figured out. Now I'm apparently doing it again, must have felt threatened... got the cell off it's charger and it was my chest with 911. And I man... Read more
🏡 Returning Home
Tuesday, December 29, 2020      2 comments

Yes, that's what this is, returning home. I have had quite a time with out all of you and your support. Gave up my home of 20 yr.s to move into a home that my husband was told was his inheritance from his father. To make this one short, let's su... Read more
"The Ring"
Friday, June 02, 2017      8 comments

"The Ring" A cop sees a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asks. “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it,” she replies. “Did you drop it right here?” “Nope,” says the blonde, “bu... Read more
One Stone & Two Birds.....
Thursday, June 01, 2017      8 comments

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone cal... Read more
"A Man Walks Into A Bar"
Monday, May 01, 2017      10 comments

"A Man Walks Into A Bar" A man walks into a bar with his little Jack Russell terrier. He puts the dog on the barstool next to his. The bartender wanders over and the man says, ‘I’ll have a pot thanks, mate.’ The dog says, ‘I’ll have a... Read more
"Navajo Hitchhiker!"
Thursday, April 27, 2017      7 comments

"Navajo Hitchhiker!" Sally (AKA Lone Wolf) was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the c... Read more
"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." & "Bettin On Betty Sue!"
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      7 comments

"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." Three girls died and had to make it up a set of long stairs to get to heaven. On each step, God would tell a joke and if the girl laughed, she would go to hell. If she didn't l... Read more
"Blonde Driving A Convertible!"
Saturday, April 08, 2017      11 comments

"Blonde Driving A Convertible!" There's this blonde girl driving a convertible sports car a little too fast down the highway when she gets pulled over by a police car. Who should step out of the police car but a female, blonde cop. The ... Read more
"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!"
Tuesday, April 04, 2017      8 comments

"Lucky, Lucky, Luke!" One day the Sheriff of this little western town was makin his daily rounds and seen ole Luke sittin on the bench with his hand all wrapped up and bandaged! He asked him "Luke, what happens to ya buddy?" Luke said ... Read more
Wives and Mother in Laws......LoL
Saturday, April 01, 2017      14 comments

"Why So Fast Sir?" A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he’d outrun the cop, the man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car’s speed rose to sixty, ... Read more
Thursday, March 30, 2017      9 comments

"How To Shower Like A Woman": Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and colored. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at yo... Read more
"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!"
Tuesday, March 28, 2017      12 comments

"Ice Cream With Whipped Cream And Strawberries!" A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically in good condition for t... Read more

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