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Monday, July 22, 2013      5 comments

It's illegal in baseball to use performance-enhancing drugs, but I watched the All-Star Game. Every commercial was for Viagra. During the game my son said, 'Dad, did he say 'reptile dysfunction?' And I said, 'Yeah, he did. They're talking about ... Read more
here I am in central Oregon...high,hot,hot.
Sunday, July 21, 2013      9 comments

Hope u all r enjoying ur weekend!... Read more
Use Your Lifeline
Saturday, July 20, 2013      6 comments

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the million dollars. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. A... Read more
Nate Light funnies
Friday, July 19, 2013      5 comments

Enough with the theatrics, Mister President. Republicans don't look at these photos and say, "Look how hot he is. Global warming must be real." They look at these photos and say, "Remember Louie Armstrong? He was one of the good ones." They just... Read more
One Liners
Thursday, July 18, 2013      6 comments

Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are mad... Read more
Cow Tube
Thursday, July 18, 2013      7 comments

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up th... Read more
Beautiful sight!
Wednesday, July 17, 2013      3 comments

I was walking to my car from the office, passing apartments and noticing the grass in front of them. I saw patches of clover all along the way. I stopped to look because I remember in the old days there would be lots of bees enjoying the clove... Read more
Nate Lite Funnies
Wednesday, July 17, 2013      7 comments

Great news for NSA leaker Edward Snowden. He's just been named Cinnabon Customer of the Month in the Moscow Airport. -David Letterman President Obama told a group of kids that broccoli is his favorite food. Then he said, 'Is Michelle gone? ... Read more
A Whipping
Wednesday, July 17, 2013      8 comments

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrib... Read more
Late Nite Funnies
Tuesday, July 16, 2013      7 comments

It turns out the Pakistan police pulled Osama bin Laden over for speeding. Pulled him over and wrote the guy a ticket. So listen. I don’t want to hear any more of this nonsense about Pakistan being lenient on Osama bin Laden, OK? -David Letterma... Read more
If you're interested...
Monday, July 15, 2013      1 comments

Check out the FasterEFT videos
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FasterEFT Presentation
Monday, July 15, 2013      2 comments

Presentation went well. Showed a couple of videos from YouTube to give them an idea of how it works. Gave a handout on how to do it. [Nobody threw it away in the room! LOL] See if I get any feedback down the road.... Read more
Monday, July 15, 2013      5 comments

Going to give a talk on FasterEFT to the residents tomorrow. Hope I can help some of them to reduce pain.... Read more
Saturday, July 13, 2013      9 comments

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat i... Read more
Happy Bastille Day tomorrow!
Saturday, July 13, 2013      7 comments

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