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Late Night
Thursday, July 11, 2013      9 comments

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. -Johnny Carson Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor sale... Read more
Duck to Chicken
Thursday, July 11, 2013      5 comments

A duck was standing on the curb looking across the street when a chicken yelled to him... "Don't do it buddy, you will never hear the end of it!"... Read more
Things My Mother Taught Me
Thursday, July 11, 2013      9 comments

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done – if you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me religion – you better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me abo... Read more
In My Day
Monday, July 08, 2013      10 comments

The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they had it "in the old days." Winners, runners-up, and honorable mentions are listed below. Second Runner-Up: In my da... Read more
Late Night Funnies
Monday, July 08, 2013      7 comments

The Supreme Court has overturned the Defense of Marriage Act. How about that? We don’t need a Defense of Marriage Act. What we need in this country is a marriage cap. You’re allowed three, and after that, you’re done. -Jay Leno The Supr... Read more
Irish Viagra
Monday, July 08, 2013      20 comments

(For our more sensitive readers; the following joke acknowledges the existence of intimate relations within the bounds of marriage) An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ... Read more
Some late night and other...
Sunday, July 07, 2013      6 comments

"I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure." --Chief Justice Earl Warren *** "Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short- comings, t... Read more
Working with Tech Support
Sunday, July 07, 2013      9 comments

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." ... Read more
Most powerful person in the USA
Sunday, July 07, 2013      3 comments

A teacher in a political science class asked the students, "Who is the most powerful person in the US?" A student answered, "The First Pet?" The teacher then asked, "Why?" The student explained, "Because, the president kneels befo... Read more
Happy 4th
Thursday, July 04, 2013      5 comments

Thursday, July 04, 2013      14 comments

(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy! 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to d... Read more
Perfect day!
Thursday, July 04, 2013      4 comments

When I married Donna, I could get both hands around her waist," said my husband's grandfather. Pointing at his full-figured wife, he boasted, "Now look how much I got. That's what I call an investment!" *** My wife's star sign was canc... Read more
Call in Fat?
Thursday, July 04, 2013      5 comments

President Obama spoke was in Germany and spoke at the Brandenburg Gate, which divided that city during the Cold War. Obama said it’s taught me a lot. When I was a kid, West Germany taught me the importance of standing tall, and East Germany taug... Read more
Later fite nunnies
Tuesday, July 02, 2013      8 comments

The Supreme Court has overturned the Defense of Marriage Act. How about that? We don't need a Defense of Marriage Act. What we need in this country is a marriage cap. You're allowed three, and after that, you're done. -Jay Leno If DOMA i... Read more
IKEA wardrobe...
Tuesday, July 02, 2013      7 comments

A very well-known international furniture and interior decoration D.I.Y. Store recently set up a customer assistance department. The first call they got was from a lady who had purchased a wardrobe early in the morning. She explained that after ... Read more

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