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Rejected Greeting Cards
Friday, January 14, 2011      7 comments

You totaled your car And can't remember why. Could it have been. That whole case of Bud Dry? Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday So we're having you put to sleep. You are such a good friend T... Read more
Dear Abby!
Thursday, January 13, 2011      3 comments

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, I was ma... Read more
New Definitions
Thursday, January 13, 2011      2 comments

abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline. carcinoma (n), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog. coffee (n), a person who is coughed upon. esplanade (v),... Read more
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
Monday, January 10, 2011      9 comments

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself,but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few ses... Read more
Senior Texting Code
Sunday, January 02, 2011      13 comments

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC. If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYO... Read more
New Years Resolutions You Can Keep -----------
Saturday, January 01, 2011      4 comments

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point: Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. ... Read more
Angels explained by children
Thursday, December 30, 2010      11 comments

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. -Gregory, age 5 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. -Olive, age 9 It's not easy to become an ange... Read more
Roasted Vegetables
Saturday, December 25, 2010      11 comments

I made roasted vegetables for the first time today! Cut up veggies in 1" pieces: zucchini, green bell pepper, mushrooms, red onion, and broccoli, cauliflower and baby carrots from a bag. Tossed with ground garlic, 2 Tbs evoo, and a couple ... Read more
Thursday, December 23, 2010      5 comments

* Whenever possible, buy gifts that are already wrapped. If, when the recipient opens the gift, neither one of you recognizes it, you can claim that it's myrrh. * The editors of Woman's Day magazine recently ran an item on how to make y... Read more
What Movies Have Taught Us
Wednesday, December 22, 2010      2 comments

1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a c... Read more
Christmas Can-Can
Saturday, December 18, 2010      2 comments

Hi! Enjoy this link and try to put it on full screen..........
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You Might Be a Yankee If...
Friday, December 17, 2010      5 comments

1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside." 2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY! 3) You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. 4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin ... Read more
What I don't do...
Tuesday, December 14, 2010      6 comments

1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. 3... Read more
New Teeth Installed
Monday, December 06, 2010      6 comments

Finally got my two new teeth installed! ... Read more
Christmas Cookies
Monday, December 06, 2010      3 comments

(Make at your own risk) Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies.........and you know what kind of a cook I am but I just love making these!!! Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp... Read more

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