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Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie
Thursday, May 30, 2013      6 comments

- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. - Don't... Read more
Express Yourself Best by Relaxing
Wednesday, May 29, 2013      5 comments

By Michael Roizen, M.D. and Mehmet Oz, M.D. A lot of people think, "Well, I am who I am; it's in my DNA." You may be resigned to the fact that Dad was a type A personality and so are you. Or Mom was overweight, and now you're getting heavier ... Read more
Adopt a Terrorist!
Tuesday, May 28, 2013      9 comments

A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response ... Read more
Monday, May 27, 2013      4 comments

"In Pennsylvania, a couple stabbed each other in an argument over who should win 'American Idol.' At last we finally know why 'American Idol' is losing so many viewers. They're killing each other." -Conan O'Brien "Pope Francis made an extre... Read more
Bee Population Collapse
Saturday, May 25, 2013      3 comments
rder-found-its-you.html I didn't know how complicated this issue is!... Read more
You decide: Cats or Dogs?????
Saturday, May 25, 2013      10 comments

Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your... Read more
Cooking Woes
Saturday, May 25, 2013      5 comments

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch.... Read more
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces
Friday, May 24, 2013      13 comments

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to ... Read more
Late Fight Nunnies
Friday, May 24, 2013      8 comments

I love what IRS commissioner Steve Miller said today about this whole targeting conservative groups thing. He said, ‘Mistakes were made, but they were in no way made with a political or partisan motivation.’ Yeah, ‘Mistakes were made’ – try sayi... Read more
Nate Fight Lunnies
Thursday, May 23, 2013      3 comments

The IRS has now admitted that they targeted conservative groups for extra scrutiny. That’s why Mitt Romney wanted to be president so bad — to keep the IRS off his back. -Jay Leno Well, congratulations, President Barack Obama, Consp... Read more
Conflicting Proverbs
Wednesday, May 22, 2013      12 comments

Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword. Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost. Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth. A silent man is a wise one. A man without wor... Read more
Fate Light Nunnies
Monday, May 20, 2013      6 comments

Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the guy who told his wife he was going for a hike and then went to Argentina to see his girlfriend. He was then exposed as an unethical, lying, cheating weasel. In a stunning comeback, he has been e... Read more
It's Time to Turn Your Computer Off and Read a Book When...
Monday, May 20, 2013      11 comments

- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. - You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom. - You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the ... Read more
Only a Southerner
Monday, May 20, 2013      6 comments

- Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. - Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mes... Read more
Friday, May 17, 2013      10 comments

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie revealed that he underwent a surgery that restricts the amount of food he can consume. As a result, 12 animals have been removed from the endangered species list. -Conan O'Brien Today President Obama an... Read more

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