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Perfect!!! Thanks, Ma!
Thursday, January 31, 2013      9 comments

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Funnies...late nite and other...
Thursday, January 31, 2013      5 comments

"A recent article says yoga-related injuries are on the rise. It's not surprising that yoga fans are upset with this article. After all, it's easy for them to get bent out of shape." -Craig Ferguson "A man named Peter Robbins, a 56-year-old... Read more
Teachers & Cops
Thursday, January 31, 2013      4 comments

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has start... Read more
The ultimate prank!
Thursday, January 31, 2013      6 comments

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Puns for folks with higher IQs...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013      15 comments

Those who jump off Paris bridges are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death... Read more
Feline Physics
Wednesday, January 30, 2013      7 comments

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is... Read more
Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams
Monday, January 28, 2013      10 comments

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. - Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony. - All female parts were sung by castrat... Read more
Some late night funnies...
Monday, January 28, 2013      7 comments

Late Night Funny #1 I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman Late Night Funny #2 There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -Erma... Read more
Mother-of-the-bride's Wedding Dress
Sunday, January 27, 2013      14 comments

A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. "Mom," she says, "I just found out that my fiance's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.... Read more
Things I have never been in...
Thursday, January 24, 2013      18 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. T... Read more
A Woman's Life~
Wednesday, January 23, 2013      14 comments

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave E... Read more
What $2 Can Buy
Sunday, January 20, 2013      11 comments

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax," he replied without hesita... Read more
You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...
Saturday, January 19, 2013      8 comments

· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened. · Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. · All of your friends have an @ ... Read more
Counting Sheep
Friday, January 18, 2013      10 comments

Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town. Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her grandmother told her about counting sheep to fall asleep. The 8-year-old... Read more
Water in the Carburetor
Friday, January 18, 2013      8 comments

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carbureto... Read more

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