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The Big Debate
Friday, November 09, 2012      10 comments

Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If... Read more
Thursday, November 08, 2012      10 comments

Email your Senators to get the filibuster cleaned up on the first day of the new Senate. That's the only day they can change the Senate rules with a simple majority. Tell them you want a filibuster to require that the Senator be pr... Read more
The Perfect Shot
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      16 comments

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so... Read more
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      16 comments

I am sooo excited! We won! The evil Republicans with their billion dollars have not vanquished the heart of this nation. Thank God!... Read more
Monday, November 05, 2012      10 comments

~ On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission". ~ On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ~ Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." ~ At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner." ... Read more
God the Parent
Monday, November 05, 2012      11 comments

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don... Read more
Lie detector
Sunday, November 04, 2012      16 comments

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, ... Read more
Two caterpillars
Sunday, November 04, 2012      6 comments

Two caterpillars are sitting on a leaf when a butterfly zooms by, startling them. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, you'll never get ME up in one of those things." ... Read more
Army Brat vs. Navy Brat
Sunday, November 04, 2012      3 comments

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do y... Read more
Late Night Funny #?
Wednesday, October 31, 2012      11 comments

"The European Farmer's Union has announced that because of cold temperatures and drought, grapes aren't growing well and as a result this will be their worst wine harvest in 50 years. Experts are hoping it won't affect prices or threaten the sup... Read more
Ancient Chinese Face Reading
Monday, October 29, 2012      6 comments
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Today's thoughts...
Monday, October 29, 2012      5 comments

I have been thinking all day about the comments I have received about not presenting both sides. Then I realized that this late in the election cycle if I have not made up my mind, then I have not done my research. I would have just sat around... Read more
Monday, October 29, 2012      5 comments

Late Night Funny #1 Donald Trump said he’d give $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college transcripts. Obama responded by sending Trump a full transcript from his alma mater, the University of Shove It Up Your Bum. ... Read more
These Republicans are HATEFUL people!!!!
Sunday, October 28, 2012      10 comments
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Oldie but goodie!
Sunday, October 28, 2012      9 comments

GOOD: A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer als... Read more

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