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Caesar Salad Now Legal!
Sunday, October 07, 2012      7 comments

WASHINGTON, DC -- California decriminalized the sale of Caesar salad this week -- and it's not a moment too soon, the Libertarian Party said today. "When you outlaw Caesar salad, only outlaws will eat Caesar salad," noted the party's Direc... Read more
Cannibal country
Sunday, October 07, 2012      6 comments

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. H... Read more
Not so Blonde...
Saturday, October 06, 2012      10 comments

Smart Blonde A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and ... Read more
The Problem With Fast Food
Saturday, October 06, 2012      7 comments

The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship. ... Read more
Thursday, October 04, 2012      10 comments

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Bad News!
Wednesday, October 03, 2012      70 comments

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a ... Read more
In-flight safety lecture...
Monday, October 01, 2012      8 comments

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Continental Flight w... Read more
Just sayin'...
Sunday, September 30, 2012      9 comments

1) It’s better to be crazy & know it than being sane & doubt it. 2) I’m lost. I've gone out to find me. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait. 3) I live in my own little world!!! But that's okay, cause they know me ther... Read more
Do Not Honk at Old People
Saturday, September 29, 2012      13 comments

A lady was videotaping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street. You can hear the lady who is doing the taping giggling as she records the event. The video is a quick one... but you'll ... Read more
World's Thinnest Books
Thursday, September 27, 2012      12 comments

America's Most Popular Lawyers 

Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 

How to Get to The Super Bowl - by Dan Marino 

Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates 

M ... Read more
What Do I Look Like?
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      9 comments

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please j... Read more
Tuesday, September 25, 2012      11 comments

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run. After a sc... Read more
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
Monday, September 24, 2012      16 comments

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. ... Read more
Child's Perspective on Retirement
Friday, September 21, 2012      17 comments

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: 

"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retar... Read more
The Bible According to Kids
Friday, September 21, 2012      3 comments

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took ... Read more

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