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Saturday, February 18, 2012      2 comments

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him... Read more
Substitute Organist
Friday, February 17, 2012      3 comments

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist w... Read more
Amish Humor
Friday, February 17, 2012      8 comments

While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on o... Read more
Good Night, Good Bye
Thursday, February 16, 2012      7 comments

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The father said, "Why did you say good-b... Read more
Little League Conference
Wednesday, February 15, 2012      3 comments

Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference. "See here Larry," said the coach, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don't t... Read more
Happy as a Clam
Wednesday, February 15, 2012      3 comments

Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression "happy as a clam." The Gettysburg College biologist stumbled onto the fact that molluscs reproduce at 10 times their normal rate if Prozac is dumped in the water. ... Read more
PMS and Lightbulbs
Monday, February 13, 2012      9 comments

Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They wo... Read more
Chicken Little
Monday, February 13, 2012      2 comments

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up the the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!'" The tea... Read more
You are a Nerd If...
Sunday, February 12, 2012      5 comments

- If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires 

- If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal 

- If you have more toys than you... Read more
Math Homework
Saturday, February 11, 2012      5 comments

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The... Read more
Remember you make a difference. ~ Noah benShea
Friday, February 10, 2012      5 comments

1. Being broke is not the same as being broken, losing money is not the same as being lost, and finding your balance is not something you can do on a balance sheet. 2. Don't confuse having less with being less, having more with being more, ... Read more
the $100 donkey
Wednesday, February 08, 2012      7 comments

A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.... Read more
Cat Quotes
Tuesday, February 07, 2012      8 comments

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt 

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez 

"There is no snooze button for a cat that... Read more
Practice makes......imperfect?
Monday, February 06, 2012      2 comments

A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor. I felt terrible for... Read more
Sunday, February 05, 2012      3 comments

Had two deaths at work this week. Bummer! First one was Dennis former FAther in law. A great guy. The second was at the end of the day Friday - 3;30 - long time resident, Dr Coffin. Apparently he had died in his sleep the night before. I c... Read more

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