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The light turned yellow...
Tuesday, April 03, 2018      8 comments

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,... Read more
Susan M Collins
Tuesday, December 19, 2017      1 comments

Susan M Collins is going to vote for the tax bill! Sad!... Read more
McCain is going home
Monday, December 18, 2017      2 comments

McCain is heading for Arizona. Will not be voting for the Tax Bill at all. He has had surgery, chemo, and radiation. I don't think he will be back. Prayers for him and his family. ... Read more
Sen McCain says he's going to vote FOR the tax bill !!!!!
Saturday, December 02, 2017      7 comments

I am so disappointed ! emoticon ... Read more
The Tax Bill!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 29, 2017      7 comments

What is happening at the Senate offices today? They plan to vote on the tax bill tonight - the most horrible tax bill ever! Hateful, vicious, mean and murderous to those who depend on funds to stay alive. We need three Republicans to vote nay!!... Read more
5:2 PLAN
Saturday, November 04, 2017      3 comments

I can't use the word "diet" or I put on pounds. (Did you know that 'dieting' is one of the therapies they use with anorexics?) So when I choose (choice is the big trigger for any special way of eating on a particular day), I drink two or three ... Read more
People Share Their Most Horrifying Moments.
Friday, September 29, 2017      10 comments

1. Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. 2. Today, after work I went to the pa... Read more
Actual Exchanges between Pilots and Control Towers
Tuesday, August 29, 2017      6 comments

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: “I’m bored!” Ground Traffic Control: “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!” Unknown aircraft: “I said I was bored, not stupid!” O’Hare Approach Control to... Read more
Points to Ponder
Sunday, August 13, 2017      8 comments

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out o... Read more
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones...
Wednesday, August 09, 2017      5 comments

What's the difference between a bird and a fly? The bird can fly, but the fly can't bird. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and say... Read more
I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life
Monday, July 31, 2017      6 comments

Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up, I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It... Read more
NEW PASTOR IN TOWN
Thursday, July 13, 2017      8 comments

A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Jus... Read more
A perv, a con artist and a fascist walk into a bar.
Sunday, July 09, 2017      9 comments

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Funnee
Sunday, June 18, 2017      9 comments

While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband's help. "The word is eight letters long and starts with 'm', and the clue is 'tiresome sameness.'" "Monogamy," he answered. *** Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interroga... Read more
Wife Buys Parrot With A Vulgar Past. What The Parrot Said When He Saw Her Husband Is Gold
Thursday, December 01, 2016      12 comments

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little?' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this... Read more

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