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Smile of the Day
Monday, November 30, 2020      10 comments

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you re... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, November 29, 2020      10 comments

That Was A Threat I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, November 27, 2020      10 comments

Sam died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam's wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said, "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased." "I'm sure you're right," replied Sadie, who leaned i... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, November 26, 2020      16 comments

A woman who plays cards once a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke her husband when she came home around 11:30. One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, November 25, 2020      12 comments

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, November 24, 2020      12 comments

Little Billy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" aske... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, November 23, 2020      12 comments

Thanksgiving Trio Three Thanksgiving Jokes: - Last Thanksgiving, I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey. Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department. - When everyone at the table ta... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, November 20, 2020      14 comments

One-Liners 1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, November 19, 2020      14 comments

My Wife's Birthday It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. She'll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, November 18, 2020      9 comments

Present Discussion December is the month when the kids begin to discuss what to get Dad for Christmas. Some insist on a shirt. Others insist on a pair of socks. The argument always ends in a tie.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, November 17, 2020      16 comments

Third Time the Charm My dad walked me down the aisle at my third wedding. He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, November 16, 2020      10 comments

The Dentist Patient As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet. Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now." The patient answered: "Pay you! I just want to count my money ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, November 15, 2020      12 comments

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, November 14, 2020      16 comments

One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" "Of course, son, you're 100% polar bear." A few minutes p... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, November 13, 2020      16 comments

As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"... Read more

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