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Sleeping Pills
Tuesday, December 11, 2012      10 comments

An elderly woman lived in a small town Arkansas and one day she went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” T... Read more
One for the Ladies - $5,000; $200; $1
Thursday, December 06, 2012      12 comments

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces... Read more
More Women on Spark Than Men
Wednesday, December 05, 2012      9 comments

Everyone knows that there are many more women on Spark then there are men. I was one of the first six people to start the largest team here on Spark. We gained members, but one by one, each of the other original six leaders left. I did ev... Read more
Some Sports History
Tuesday, December 04, 2012      3 comments

These are actual sports quotes said by various people. Former Houston Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, “Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.” RB Geo... Read more
Baseball - America's Pasttime. And Beyond
Monday, December 03, 2012      3 comments

Y'all may not know this about me, but I'm a huge baseball and girl's fast-pitch softball fan. I've dreamed of playing baseball and I've dreamed of watching my granddaughter playing on her high school girls softball team. The Bob in this story is... Read more
Just the Facts, Ma'am
Sunday, December 02, 2012      5 comments

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand”... Read more
EuroEnglish
Saturday, December 01, 2012      7 comments

Finally, the European Union has decided on a change that makes sense! The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications (French had been su... Read more
Male or Female?
Friday, November 30, 2012      9 comments

Over the past few yearsI have noticed while driving down the street a young woman walking down the sidewalk, only, much to my chagrin, to pass this person and find "he" is wearing a beard. I know I'm getting along in yearsw, But if you had told ... Read more
Diagram This!
Tuesday, September 18, 2012      13 comments

I thought this was funny - but y'all know how different my sense of humor can be. This is also a challenge. Read it through, then decide if, as indicated, I can be my own grandpa! Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.... Read more
Cock a Doodle DO
Monday, September 17, 2012      4 comments

Rating - SR (Slightly Risque) This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve t... Read more
My Aunt Belle
Saturday, September 15, 2012      8 comments

I got an email this morning from my Aunt Belle. She is 103 but still sharp as a whip, and while she can't live by herself, she lives in a group home. I thought it was amazing that someone her age had decided to learn something new, especially ho... Read more
The Politically Correct Answer is "Betty Crocker"
Friday, September 14, 2012      5 comments

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look li... Read more
Dumb Shaggy Dog (?)
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      6 comments

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, “Ca... Read more
Comfortable
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      7 comments

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they ca... Read more
What Goes Around .....
Monday, July 23, 2012      9 comments

It was my grandson, Eli's 5th birthday and he was joyfully opening all the presents he received. Like his Dad, he opened packages by ripping off the bows, jerking off the ribbon around the package and making scrap-paper of the wrapping paper ... Read more

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