92# lost in three months......
Sunday, May 25, 2014 6 comments
I had my regular visit with my endocrinologist February 21st. Well you know that I had another visit this past Friday, May 23rd. To get the surgery, my A1C has to be under 7.0 , if memory serves me correctly, my A1C in February was 8.6. I lo... Read more
Is that one word or two?
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 7 comments
IS IT ONE WORD OR TWO ? An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out ... Read more
WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES...
Monday, April 02, 2012 7 comments
Excerpt from a Dog's Diary........ 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:... Read more
Another SP Suggestion...
Monday, January 16, 2012 13 comments
I noticed there is a button / tab to remove multiple foods on our daily food tracker, but I cleaned out my SP refrigerator today and would have LOVED to have a button to remove MULTIPLE FOODS. : ) I don't know about anyone else, but I think I... Read more
: ) Funny story, couldn't resist!
Thursday, January 12, 2012 19 comments
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you sir?' she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied. 'Sir, Valerie is one of our m... Read more
Law as observed by ORBD...
Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12 comments
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. L... Read more
Church Bulletin Bloopers : )
Sunday, November 27, 2011 16 comments
Church Ladies With computers. They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with computers. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: ... Read more
Aliens...Try NOT to : )
Sunday, November 13, 2011 7 comments
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." Th... Read more
Been having ISP problems : (
Thursday, October 20, 2011 12 comments
Hello all, Hope all have been well. I'm doing fine except for having intermittent internet problems. Hope all has been repaired or figured out by now. You'd think that with the extra time NOT being SPent on the 'puter, I'd have lots ... Read more
From the Seat of MY Farm Tractor...
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 25 comments
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that so... Read more
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