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Eating Tips for The Holidays
Monday, December 20, 2010      10 comments

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as yo... Read more
Think There's no Santa? Read This.
Sunday, December 19, 2010      25 comments

A lovely email message from my friend Cathi . . . I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her. On the way, my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is ... Read more
A Different Kind of Christmas Poem
Wednesday, December 15, 2010      10 comments

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. My son slumbered softly, safe in my arms, ... Read more
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
Monday, December 13, 2010      9 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more
A Reminder of Tolerance
Sunday, December 12, 2010      20 comments

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. "My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call tho... Read more
Because of Love
Thursday, December 09, 2010      6 comments

A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm becau... Read more
How to identify a meth lab...
Tuesday, December 07, 2010      16 comments

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Just in Time for the Holidays
Monday, December 06, 2010      3 comments

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The Beer Prayer
Friday, December 03, 2010      5 comments

(Hubby loved this email) Our Lager Which art in barrels hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk) At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head And forgive us our spillages As we forgive those w... Read more
Let's Stand Together
Thursday, November 11, 2010      4 comments

November 11 11th hour stand in silence in honor of our veterans. Whether you agree with armed conflict or not, it is important to support the men and women who put their lives on the line for our freedoms. Observing November 11 i... Read more
For My Girlfriends
Wednesday, November 10, 2010      11 comments

UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short) A study worth sharing with friends both male and female: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ dep... Read more
November 11
Friday, November 05, 2010      12 comments

In Flanders Fields In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago ... Read more
In My Next Life
Tuesday, November 02, 2010      8 comments

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat ... Read more
How to Train a Parrot
Sunday, October 31, 2010      6 comments

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird'... Read more
A Creative Way To Quit Your Job
Thursday, October 28, 2010      19 comments

This is creative and way too funny! She emailed her entire office these pictures. I love the expressions on her face. Enjoy! ... Read more

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