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Friday, February 13, 2009      0 comments

Ever been insulted by an elderly woman in a locker room at 7:30AM? Every morning at the gym, just as I get into the shower, there’s an elderly woman with limited English skills coming in for her workout. We exchange hellos, and those 10 sec... Read more
Snacking Machine!
Thursday, February 12, 2009      0 comments

For the last two days, I have been a total snacking machine! I don't know what is going on, but I hope I can knock it off soon. Theory number one is that it's that lovely time of the month. Theory number two is that it's been two weeks of exerci... Read more
Tendonitis! Sweet.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009      1 comments

I started physical therapy on my busted shoulder this morning. The therapist doesn't think I tore anything (the orthopedist suggested a torn labrum), but that it's plain 'ol tendonitis. I've felt gobs better since starting on anti-inflammatory m... Read more
Tuesday, February 10, 2009      0 comments

Remember the ice cream cake? I've successfully avoided it, but I've been yearning ... longing ... fantasizing ... about cake ever since. Seriously. So tonight I had to go to the store on my way home to pick up some yogurt and a piece ... Read more
Who Am I And What Have I Done With Me???
Monday, February 09, 2009      1 comments

I spent a good chunk of yesterday cooking. Cooking!?!?! Me!?!?! It seems a pod person has taken over my body and is forcing me to do weird things. Like cook. So I made these (
recipe-deta... Read more
@#$%! $@#$! ^#$%!
Sunday, February 08, 2009      2 comments

I said: "If the scale doesn't budge this week I'm just going to shoot myself in the head and call it a day." This is a classic case of "Be careful what you wish for." Yeah, four weeks straight of 171.0, then a solid week of eatin... Read more
Saturday, February 07, 2009      0 comments

Yesterday I threatened to shoot myself in the head if I don't lose weight this week. Today I'm starting to be super concerned I may have to follow through on that threat. Hmmmm ... for whatever reason I just think I'm screwed tomorrow. I'm... Read more
Maybe Not Perfect, But Better
Friday, February 06, 2009      2 comments

I love every other Friday. Except that I hate every other Friday. It's bagel and donut day in the office. It's management's Pavlovian science experiment. We smell bagels toasting, start drooling, and BOOM! We turn in our time sheets! ... Read more
Thursday, February 05, 2009      1 comments

I have a very specific path at the grocery store. Around the perimeter of the store with forays into the aisles only for frozen stuff and maybe the occasional can of soup or replacement spice. All the crap is in the middle anyway and I am easily... Read more
My Knockers
Wednesday, February 04, 2009      2 comments

This one definitely falls into the TMI category, so consider yourself warned. The first place I gain and the last place I lose weight is in my boobs. I pretty much went from flat-chested to DD in about five minutes in fifth grade. At my he... Read more
Damn You, Ice Cream Cake!
Tuesday, February 03, 2009      3 comments

Dear Ice Cream Cake Calling My Name From The Kitchen Freezer, I'm trying so hard to resist you. You will travel through my mouth for 5 seconds and then spend an eternity amongst your Fat Cell Buddies in my ass. I cannot allow it to happen. ... Read more
25 Random Things ... The Spark Version
Monday, February 02, 2009      1 comments

There has been this thing floating around Facebook that’s “25 Random Things,” where you’re supposed to come up with (duh) 25 random facts about yourself, tag your friends, and they come up with 25 about themselves. I *love* reading these things!... Read more
It Must Be Stuck
Sunday, February 01, 2009      1 comments

Fourth week in row at 171.0 ... it's not even budging during the week. I thought for certain the scale is broken, so I picked up the cat and did it again. It went up 17 pounds, so clearly my lard-ass cat means the scale does work. I... Read more
Good, Bad, Good
Saturday, January 31, 2009      1 comments

Good - Found recipe for low-cal muffins that looked pretty tasty, so I made them. Bad - I ate four of them within minutes. 4 x low-cal = not low-cal anymore Good - Took a 55 minute walk to start to make up for it. More good, less... Read more
NOT one of them! Ha!
Friday, January 30, 2009      2 comments

Yesterday I was feeling all unmotivated and worrying that I was letting all those crazy new years resolutions people that don't really mean it rub off on me, as this is about the time they get frustrated and quit. I've been doing this for YEARS ... Read more

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