Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
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There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder,
steel shot, wads, and a couple boxes of primers, the cashier
said, "Strip down, facing me." ... Read more
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
stand up!' After a ... Read more
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did... Read more
The picture for my profile is my kitty, Ms Molly. She was 18+ years old. We had rescued her when she was 8. Two weeks prior, we had rescued PolyDactyl who had been at the shelter for 5 months (her picture is on my spark page). The day ... Read more
IF you can start the day without caffeine,
IFyou can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
IFyou can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
IFyou can eat the same food every day and be grat... Read more
A very dear friend of mine from Boston sent me this and thought I'd share!!!!
The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia .
For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.
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To avoid it...
Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.
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