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It's been so HOT on the East coast.......
Saturday, August 18, 2012      22 comments

Now that's HOT!!!! ... Read more
Newspaper!!!!
Friday, August 17, 2012      33 comments

I was visiting my son and family last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.' ... Read more
One of the first pictures from Mars!!!!
Thursday, August 16, 2012      32 comments

Have a happy, healthy Thursday, spark friends!!!! ... Read more
One of the reasons we LOVE children!!!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012      24 comments

1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the bac... Read more
Dog Walk!!!
Tuesday, August 14, 2012      35 comments

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The... Read more
Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing
Monday, August 13, 2012      33 comments

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age can... Read more
WARNING!!!!
Sunday, August 12, 2012      35 comments

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. Wh... Read more
4 WORMS CHURCH SERMON!!!!
Saturday, August 11, 2012      36 comments

For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap! Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four w... Read more
Gardening with Gran!!!!
Friday, August 10, 2012      36 comments

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts The Bathtub Test!!!!
Thursday, August 09, 2012      84 comments

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Care Home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bu... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts 65 Year Old Woman - Priceless!!
Wednesday, August 08, 2012      329 comments

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you ... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts The Church removed my cookies from the bake sale ..
Tuesday, August 07, 2012      109 comments

Well, the Church removed my cookies from the bake sale..... again! I don't know what their problem is -- I just used a dog bone cookie cutter...cut them in half and decorated them!! I thought they looked rat... Read more
If you need a quick laugh ...
Monday, August 06, 2012      29 comments

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Robert's Wedding!!!!
Sunday, August 05, 2012      28 comments

Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husba... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts SKIPPING CHURCH!!!
Saturday, August 04, 2012      87 comments

A church Pastor woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him t... Read more

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