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Bagpipes at a Funeral!!!!
Saturday, January 14, 2012      39 comments

Anonymous article deeply moving -- As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a Funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless Man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to b... Read more
For the girls!!!
Friday, January 13, 2012      20 comments

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's... Read more
Celibacy!!!
Thursday, January 12, 2012      22 comments

What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essentia... Read more
Why Teachers Drink!!
Wednesday, January 11, 2012      28 comments

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed and vote Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explai... Read more
Dough boy!!!!
Tuesday, January 10, 2012      18 comments

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.. Doughb... Read more
THE OSTRICH!!!
Monday, January 09, 2012      16 comments

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says ... Read more
Adults only!!!!
Sunday, January 08, 2012      31 comments

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she t... Read more
Divorce Court!!!!
Saturday, January 07, 2012      20 comments

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she ... Read more
Signs!!!
Friday, January 06, 2012      20 comments

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor" Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office:... Read more
Commentary!!!!
Thursday, January 05, 2012      16 comments

The best election commentary I’ve heard so far... 'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stor... Read more
A New Word is Born!!!!
Wednesday, January 04, 2012      22 comments

I knew someone would find a name for our election process this coming year! ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election ... Read more
$100.00!!!
Tuesday, January 03, 2012      22 comments

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,... Read more
Law of the Garbage Truck!!!!!
Monday, January 02, 2012      16 comments

THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO GET THROUGH LIFE !!!! One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My tax... Read more
Angels Explained By Children!!!
Sunday, January 01, 2012      14 comments

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. Gregory, age 5 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels ... Read more
Choosing a wife!!!!
Saturday, December 31, 2011      22 comments

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a f... Read more

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