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Choosing a wife!!!!
Saturday, December 31, 2011      22 comments

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a f... Read more
Underwear!!!!
Friday, December 30, 2011      28 comments

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship,and finally decided to ... Read more
Two clever nuns!!!!
Thursday, December 29, 2011      18 comments

There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man... Read more
Beethoven!!!!
Wednesday, December 28, 2011      16 comments

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads ... Read more
Gotta Love That Irish Hospitality!!!!!
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      12 comments

Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way... Read more
The Coat Hanger!!!!!
Monday, December 26, 2011      19 comments

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys ... Read more
Kinda crazy thoughts! eh?
Saturday, December 24, 2011      14 comments

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back Half the people you know are below average 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name A c... Read more
HO! HO! HO!
Friday, December 23, 2011      18 comments

3 Ho's well, that's another story ! IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN .... Who's jolly and cute, Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While... Read more
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS!!! :-)
Thursday, December 22, 2011      17 comments

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eg... Read more
10 Pieces of Advice!!!!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011      17 comments

10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You sh... Read more
Life's Thoughts!!!
Monday, December 19, 2011      16 comments

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I ca... Read more
U.K. Classified Ads
Sunday, December 18, 2011      14 comments

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. ... Read more
Male Sensitivity!!!!
Saturday, December 17, 2011      17 comments

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners... Read more
Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders!!!!
Friday, December 16, 2011      23 comments

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think ... Read more
Puzzle for seniors!!!!
Thursday, December 15, 2011      19 comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when i... Read more

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