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Thanksgiving Greetings!!!!
Tuesday, November 22, 2011      11 comments

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. ... Read more
Two Old Men!!!
Monday, November 21, 2011      16 comments

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. ... Read more
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
Sunday, November 20, 2011      16 comments

This one has been around for a while but it's one of my favorites. Kids are great! I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second gr... Read more
Andy Rooney on women over 50!!!
Saturday, November 19, 2011      21 comments

I am going to miss this guy and thought these were great! These were on one of the 60 Minutes shows. According to Andy Rooney: As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A... Read more
The Haircut!!!
Friday, November 18, 2011      11 comments

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. ... Read more
Woman vs. Man
Thursday, November 17, 2011      19 comments

If you haven't read these before, have a good chuckle. If you have, you can chuckle again! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wearies box. He... Read more
Natural Born Citizen!!!!
Wednesday, November 16, 2011      21 comments

This just might make your day a little brighter!! You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem. In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be ... Read more
The YaYa Sisters Diet!!!
Tuesday, November 15, 2011      17 comments

Breakfast: 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch: 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's k... Read more
What they said.......
Monday, November 14, 2011      16 comments

Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me, either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving t... Read more
Truisms!!!!
Sunday, November 13, 2011      15 comments

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ... Read more
Chicken Surprise!!!!
Saturday, November 12, 2011      12 comments

A couple went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and ordered the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brought the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid of the ... Read more
Government Investigates Rancher!!!
Friday, November 11, 2011      14 comments

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employe... Read more
Nun at the Airport!!!
Thursday, November 10, 2011      19 comments

A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE VICTORIA AIRPORT , WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CALGARY . SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE... Read more
Warning!!!!
Wednesday, November 09, 2011      16 comments

I did not know this... When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you h... Read more
The Parrots!!!
Tuesday, November 08, 2011      19 comments

A woman tells her priest, "Father, I have a problem. My two female parrots only say, "Hi, cutie, Wanna have some fun!" Don't worry," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who only pray and read the bible. We'l... Read more

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