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Monday, October 03, 2011      21 comments

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his ... Read more
Changes without understanding the Aim!!!
Saturday, September 24, 2011      16 comments

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shoo... Read more
Baptizing A Drunk !!!!!
Friday, September 23, 2011      17 comments

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell... Read more
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!!
Thursday, September 22, 2011      23 comments

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on... Read more
The Wrecked Honeymoon!!!
Wednesday, September 21, 2011      22 comments

Please excuse the rough language at the end of the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same... A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned, the brid... Read more
A Short Hot Love Story!!!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011      16 comments

I shall see and find you... I shall take you to bed and control you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan... I will make you beg for mercy... I will exhaust you to the point t... Read more
Man Riding Bike!!!
Monday, September 19, 2011      12 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak... Read more
Sunday, September 18, 2011      16 comments

I can remember coming home from school and watching this with my grandmother! Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not script... Read more
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!!!!
Saturday, September 17, 2011      17 comments

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – ... Read more
Girls Night Out!!!
Friday, September 16, 2011      14 comments

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The ne... Read more
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie
Thursday, September 15, 2011      17 comments

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $1... Read more
Lost Hubby Report!!!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011      20 comments

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, and ... Read more
Tuesday, September 13, 2011      20 comments

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The Lone Ranger's Last Request
Monday, September 12, 2011      16 comments

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" .... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." ... Read more
Sunday, September 11, 2011      23 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and... Read more

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