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A Lawyer Story.....only in America!!!
Saturday, August 20, 2011      33 comments

BEST TRUE LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fir... Read more
Top Two Adult Jokes of 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011      22 comments

Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his peni... Read more
How to serve chicken wings to a man!!!! (adult material)
Thursday, August 18, 2011      30 comments

emoticon ... Read more
Canadian view of Mt Rushmore!!!!!
Wednesday, August 17, 2011      27 comments

Some things you just have to pass along! You know, there are some things that you just never think of.....like Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian side. ... Read more
Kids and Pets!!!!
Tuesday, August 16, 2011      18 comments

My favorite combination!!!! ... Read more
Ah, Women!!!
Monday, August 15, 2011      20 comments

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! ... Read more
Questions on aging!!!
Sunday, August 14, 2011      16 comments

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:... Read more
Points to Ponder!!!
Saturday, August 13, 2011      16 comments

1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3· Life is sexually transmitted. 4· ... Read more
The Goldberg Brothers!!!
Friday, August 12, 2011      17 comments

I'LL BET YOU NEVER HAD A CLUE ABOUT THIS !!! The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldbe... Read more
He's My Brother!!!!
Thursday, August 11, 2011      26 comments

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The... Read more
Sunday Morning Sex!!!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011      27 comments

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfrot her. When s... Read more
God Loves Drunk People Too!!!!!
Tuesday, August 09, 2011      26 comments

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband... Read more
Catholic Heart Attack!!!!!
Saturday, August 06, 2011      19 comments

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!! A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. A store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed... Read more
Las Vegas News!!!!
Friday, August 05, 2011      26 comments

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY,... Read more
Holy Humor!!!!
Thursday, August 04, 2011      15 comments

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his fathe... Read more

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