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New Address.....something to think about here!!!
Wednesday, June 08, 2011      23 comments

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! WHAT A GROOVEY IDEA The following is where you'll find me when we can't live alone anymore. This is my plan and I am sticking to it!! NO... Read more
The Computer!
Tuesday, June 07, 2011      17 comments

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A s... Read more
Monday, June 06, 2011      15 comments

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded t... Read more
A Glass of Wine!!!!
Sunday, June 05, 2011      16 comments

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. ... Read more
Saturday, June 04, 2011      14 comments

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. ... Read more
Friday, June 03, 2011      12 comments

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2011- Remember... My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it's gone. The only time the wo... Read more
Smile and the world smiles with you!!!!
Thursday, June 02, 2011      8 comments

Catholic Dog Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead... Could ya' be saying' a mass for th... Read more
Hello......I have a question!!!!
Wednesday, June 01, 2011      26 comments

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? ... Read more
Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless)
Tuesday, May 31, 2011      22 comments

A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Fa... Read more
*** Adult Truths ***
Monday, May 30, 2011      17 comments

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ... Read more
Harlequin Romance 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011      12 comments

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to m... Read more
Everyone Pray for Leroy! :-)
Saturday, May 28, 2011      12 comments

A preacher at the local revival said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, "Leroy, what d... Read more
Friday, May 27, 2011      21 comments

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something a... Read more
OLD GUYS ..........
Thursday, May 26, 2011      12 comments

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I w... Read more
Blonde in Church!!!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011      16 comments

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not i... Read more

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