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Random thoughts as we age!!!!
Thursday, March 08, 2018      18 comments

The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I join... Read more
TODAY'S CHUCKLE--THE SEX OF A FLY
Friday, February 16, 2018      14 comments

This is the cleanest E-mail jokes I've come across in a long while! How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you do... Read more
Facebook!!!
Wednesday, February 14, 2018      13 comments

This one always cracks me up and, yes, I'm on facebook!!! For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. T... Read more
Play on words!!!
Wednesday, January 24, 2018      14 comments

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. .. The batteries were given out free of charge. ... A dentist and a... Read more
Clever Investment Tips!!!
Thursday, January 18, 2018      12 comments

Hahaha...from my email! Watch for these consolidations later on this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace... Read more
Children and church!
Wednesday, January 17, 2018      19 comments

Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the te... Read more
Some Funny Ones!!!
Tuesday, January 16, 2018      19 comments

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you." Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; In a Podiatrist's offic... Read more
Will Rogers....these never grow old
Saturday, March 04, 2017      17 comments

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot, Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political/country/cowboy sages ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never... Read more
Time for an explanation
Monday, February 01, 2016      31 comments

Thought it was about time that I sat down and explained....or whined...about why I have not been blogging or posting. During the summer while working in the yard, I went to step up on my lawn tractor. My sneaker was wet and my foot slipped ... Read more
Cauliflower "fried rice"
Friday, May 22, 2015      16 comments

A friend posted this on facebook and it sounds yummy!!! Cauliflower Fried Rice Prep time 10 mins Cook time 15 mins Total time 25 mins Serves: 4 Ingredients - 3 cups of raw grated cauliflower (... Read more
If I Had My Life to Live Over...by Erma Bombeck
Monday, May 11, 2015      20 comments

Erma Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s This written after she found out she was dying of cancer. She was... Read more
Groan!!!!
Tuesday, May 05, 2015      17 comments

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took ... Read more
English is the cwaziest - part 3 (the end)
Thursday, April 30, 2015      16 comments

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or a... Read more
English is the cwaziest - part 2
Wednesday, April 29, 2015      17 comments

Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies... Read more
English is the cwazies - part 1
Tuesday, April 28, 2015      16 comments

Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning. A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym... you think English is easy? The bandage was wound around the wound. The ... Read more

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