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Joke of the Day -August 11, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015      3 comments

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A: A waist of time. emoticon... Read more
Saturday's Joke of the Day
Saturday, August 10, 2013      13 comments

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?' ... Read more
Wednesday's Joke of the Day
Wednesday, August 07, 2013      12 comments

A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was too cold. This went ... Read more
Tuesday's Joke of the Day
Tuesday, August 06, 2013      11 comments

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. ... Read more
Monday's Joke of the Day
Monday, August 05, 2013      9 comments

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" ... Read more
Sunday's Joke of the Day
Sunday, August 04, 2013      9 comments

Doctor: What’s wrong with your bother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. ... Read more
Saturday's Joke of the Day
Saturday, August 03, 2013      13 comments

One friend to another, “My new horse is very well-mannered.” “That’s nice.” “Yes, isn’t it? Every time we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!” ... Read more
Friday's Joke of the Day
Friday, August 02, 2013      12 comments

Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.” “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.” “... Read more
Thursday's Joke of the Day
Thursday, August 01, 2013      8 comments

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fin... Read more
Wednesday's Joke of the Day
Wednesday, July 31, 2013      7 comments

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says okay, and drives away. The n... Read more
Tuesday's Joke of the Day
Tuesday, July 30, 2013      9 comments

Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.” “A... Read more
Monday's Joke of the Day
Monday, July 29, 2013      9 comments

A man sat down and was seriously staring at their marriage certificate. After a long time, his wife asked, “What are you looking for?" He replied, “The expiration date.” ... Read more
Sunday's Joke of the Day
Sunday, July 28, 2013      8 comments

Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.... Read more
Saturday's Joke of the Day
Saturday, July 27, 2013      5 comments

Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."... Read more
Friday's Joke of the Day
Friday, July 26, 2013      9 comments

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. emoticon... Read more

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