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Some LOLs
Saturday, July 16, 2011      9 comments

A ROUND OF DRINKS A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender does just that and hands... Read more
Thursday, July 14, 2011      4 comments

Thursday is the new Friday! At least for this week. I'm taking tomorrow off as a vacation day so I will have a 3-day weekend. I'm hoping to get my focus back. This week has been odd. ... Read more
Yucky feelings but also some new church bulletin bloopers
Sunday, July 10, 2011      6 comments

I've been out of sorts today. Something happened that upset me and I've had all of these negative feelings that I don't want to deal with and are not fun or comfortable and I've been avoiding them. Therefore, I've been eating too much and not ... Read more
A silly joke to make you smile
Friday, July 08, 2011      8 comments

A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who'd seen all the magician's tricks a jillion times, long ago having figured out the magic behind the magician's disappearing acts. The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not deve... Read more
Getting ready for a new week
Sunday, June 12, 2011      4 comments

I got so much done yesterday! I didn't finish everything that I needed to do but I made alot of progress. I had a slow start to today and actually only got motivated to do anything about an hour ago but I'm hopping now. I have a checklist of ... Read more
Hello SparkFriends
Monday, June 06, 2011      5 comments

I was planning on stopping by all of my friends' pages yesterday to say hello. I'm not on here much and I've neglected to come say hi. But I wasn't even on the computer yesterday (actually, I was about to fall asleep and remembered that I didn... Read more
It's Friday, and all day long, at that.
Friday, June 03, 2011      2 comments

Yesterday was odd. I had a big burst of energy when I got home from work and I got alot done. I did two loads of laundry, washed all of my dishes, cooked meals for all of next week, got a 10-minute workout in, changed the litter box, and took ... Read more
The 4 Agreements
Wednesday, May 11, 2011      5 comments

The Four Agreements – Don Miguel Ruiz. Be Impeccable With Your Words – Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction... Read more
Gripes and Grins
Tuesday, May 10, 2011      5 comments

emoticon First, a quick gripe. Yesterday at work was another difficult day. Once again I started work before I ... Read more
Be like water
Thursday, April 28, 2011      6 comments

Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. S... Read more
Inner Peace
Wednesday, April 27, 2011      7 comments

Inner Peace: If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat plain food every d... Read more
Sunday, April 03, 2011      4 comments

Every woman, every person, is essentially unique, unlike any other person. As spiritual beings, integral pieces of one cohesive universe, that, in itself, makes us precious and valuable. Are we all beautiful? As sources of light and energy an... Read more

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