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A quick Swim
Friday, October 04, 2019      19 comments

A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water. Feeling r... Read more
A quick up date and a joke
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      24 comments

Hi everyone, I just wanted you to know I am working crazy hours at Wal Mart (in the deli) and have been trying to keep up with everything. I have been sick since Labor day, supposedly sinuses and was on meds and a decongestant but boy did it... Read more
Redneck Letter
Wednesday, August 21, 2019      25 comments

Dear son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to ... Read more
Favorite sport
Tuesday, August 13, 2019      15 comments

A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and o... Read more
Check for Services
Wednesday, August 07, 2019      21 comments

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, ... Read more
Forgetful Wife
Friday, August 02, 2019      27 comments

While on a road trip, an elderly couple, stopped at Pizza Hut for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip to Phoenix. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and ... Read more
Cost you Kisses
Wednesday, July 31, 2019      18 comments

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk. “That’s fine,” replied the girl. ... Read more
Pesky Mini Skirt
Tuesday, July 30, 2019      22 comments

In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, an attractive girl was waiting for a bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she becam... Read more
Date Night
Monday, July 29, 2019      23 comments

We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre that evening we turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi. ... Read more
Guilty of Annoyance
Saturday, July 27, 2019      23 comments

A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for 
a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” J... Read more
Joining Her Husband
Wednesday, July 24, 2019      24 comments

My aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, s... Read more
Freeway Accident
Friday, July 19, 2019      25 comments

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk ... Read more
Skinny Dipping
Thursday, July 18, 2019      21 comments

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, has owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and lime trees. One ... Read more
Showing Off
Tuesday, July 16, 2019      27 comments

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second woman chirps, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, peo... Read more
The Ugly Kid
Sunday, July 14, 2019      24 comments

There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine month... Read more

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