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Laugh for today!
Friday, April 03, 2020      21 comments

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the pat... Read more
Just for laughs
Saturday, March 28, 2020      22 comments

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you are in the casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful hus... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, March 22, 2020      15 comments

A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Monday, February 17, 2020      20 comments

An old geezer got bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said "Dr Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1000." Dr young, who was positive that this old geezer did... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, February 09, 2020      20 comments

Three Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the Grandmas yelled out, "Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!" The old man said,"There is no way you can guess my age!" ... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Wednesday, January 29, 2020      20 comments

The bartender greets Jack and says, "For 5 bucks I'll show you something amazing." Jack agrees and hands over 5 bucks. the bartender pulls out a small piano and a guy who is only about a foot tall. The guy sits down and plays an amazi... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Saturday, January 18, 2020      23 comments

A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world would you need cyanide?" The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, January 12, 2020      21 comments

An old tired looking dog wanders into a man named Jack's yard. Jack examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows Jack into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Monday, December 30, 2019      17 comments

A man wasn't feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him, the doctor took his wife aside, and said, "Your husband has a very sensitive heart. I am afraid he isn't going to make it unless you treat him like a king, which m... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Wednesday, October 23, 2019      21 comments

An old man is lying on his deathbed. Slipping peaceful away, he is half aware of one sense after another fading, his sight growing dim, a blessed silence falling... and then something half-forgotten teases at his nose and he twitches it as... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Friday, October 18, 2019      21 comments

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd clos... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, September 22, 2019      21 comments

A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eye... Read more
Poem
Saturday, September 14, 2019      13 comments

LIFES' MYSTERY by Eleanor Graydon Where midnight is secret and lonely and blue And every sunset is fading but new Where nature is beautiful and wild and free And our oceans are plentiful, don't you agree? We live in our w... Read more
Hope this makes you smile today!
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      17 comments

❗️My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me ... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Friday, August 23, 2019      22 comments

A cheating husband dies and makes it to the pearly gates. St Peter looks at him and says, "You were unfaithful to your wife 28 times. Don't worry, you'll be accepted in - only you won't get a brand new car like those who were more loya... Read more

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