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Just joking - A man goes to the Doctor
Friday, June 15, 2018      11 comments

An old man answers some questions before he gets married. Source: Getty An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring b... Read more
Daily laugh
Wednesday, June 06, 2018      3 comments

A husband and wife were traveling on holiday in Scotland. As they approached Kirkcudbright, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. The argument raged until they stopped for lunch. As they stood in the restaurant, t... Read more
Just for laughs
Wednesday, May 30, 2018      19 comments

A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six year old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the... Read more
Wednesday, May 23, 2018      18 comments

A trucker's wife sees three parrots for sale: $170, $150 & $10. She asks why the last parrot is so cheap. The pet store owner said it used to live in a brothel. The woman laughs and buys it. She gets the parrot home and the parrot squawk... Read more
Monday, May 14, 2018      15 comments

My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings. "Mom, I call all the time," I said. "If you had voicemail, you'd know." Soon after, my brother installed it for her. When I call... Read more
Just for laughs
Tuesday, May 01, 2018      9 comments

Tom and Jess got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jess immediately phoned her mother. "How was the honeymoon, dear?" her mother asked. "OH, mum," Jess replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful - so romantic." ... Read more
Tuesday, April 24, 2018      12 comments

So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship. He's been doing his routines every night for a year or two now. The audiences appreciate him and they change over often enough that he doesn't have to worry too much about new tri... Read more
Just joking
Thursday, April 12, 2018      21 comments

Two old men suffering from short term memory loss were sitting on the steps of the old-age home when an ice crean van drove past. "Gee, said the first old codger, "I"d love an ice cream right now." "Would you like me to get you one?"... Read more
Just for laughs
Tuesday, March 27, 2018      12 comments

I bumped into an old school friend at the store today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports cars. Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a photo of his wife and said,"She's beautiful, isn't... Read more
Just joking
Sunday, March 25, 2018      12 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true the the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" :Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor replied. There was a moment of silence before the seni... Read more
Wednesday, February 14, 2018      20 comments

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘Seniors Special’ was “two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.95.” ‘Sounds good,’ my wife said, ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.50 because you’re orde... Read more
Happy New Year!
Sunday, December 31, 2017      20 comments

Just taking this chance to wish all my friends and family a very Happy New Year. Let's make the best of the Spark tools we have at our disposal and be mindful to be as healthy as we can. We owe it to ourselves. I am grateful for the wonde... Read more
Just joking
Sunday, December 24, 2017      18 comments

Two old mates were reflecting on life and started talking about footy. Finally they were discussing whether or not footy was played in Heaven. After a while they came to an agreement. Whoever died first would come back and tell the other i... Read more
Never underestimate a woman!
Friday, December 08, 2017      20 comments

MEN JUST DON’T HAVE A CHANCE Putting your affairs in order! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shoc... Read more
Just for laughs
Friday, November 24, 2017      20 comments

Three elderly sisters shared a house together. One evening, the eldest sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yelled to her sisters. “You old fool... Read more

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