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What Is Celibacy?
Tuesday, January 24, 2012      13 comments

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are i... Read more
Southern Cops
Monday, January 23, 2012      19 comments

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs... Read more
Rocket Science
Sunday, January 22, 2012      16 comments

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of co... Read more
My New Primary Care Physician
Saturday, January 21, 2012      19 comments

Love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not ... Read more
Flour and Water
Friday, January 20, 2012      18 comments

HOW COME WHEN YOU MIX WATER AND FLOUR TOGETHER You get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You kn... Read more
Homeless Man's Funeral
Thursday, January 19, 2012      29 comments

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Tennessee ... Read more
Maxine's Physical
Wednesday, January 18, 2012      17 comments

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a mi... Read more
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
Tuesday, January 17, 2012      31 comments

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion ... Read more
A School Teacher
Monday, January 16, 2012      21 comments

Texas teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second... Read more
Morning Sex
Sunday, January 15, 2012      17 comments

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love ... Read more
Better Than Paper Towels!
Friday, January 13, 2012      24 comments

COFFEE FILTERS Who knew! And you can buy a ton of them at the Dollar Tree for $1.00 - even the large ones. 1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers. 2. Clean windows, ... Read more
Seniors and Computers
Thursday, January 12, 2012      18 comments

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of... Read more
Are You Smarter Than a 60 Year Old?
Wednesday, January 11, 2012      15 comments

The answers are printed below, but don't cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, bu... Read more
New Medicare Program
Tuesday, January 10, 2012      12 comments

New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Poli... Read more
You Might Be a Redneck
Monday, January 09, 2012      18 comments

This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear, this is beautiful. We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that Values home, family, country and God... Read more

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