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Halloween Humor
Sunday, October 23, 2011      10 comments

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn'T know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the foll... Read more
Friday, October 21, 2011      7 comments

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I c... Read more
Today's Life Lesson
Thursday, October 20, 2011      10 comments

I've learned that "pleasing" everyone is impossible, but "pissing everyone off" is a piece of cake. ... Read more
Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us!
Wednesday, October 19, 2011      22 comments

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the acc... Read more
Tuesday, October 18, 2011      5 comments

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's h... Read more
Irish Blonde
Monday, October 17, 2011      5 comments

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much... Read more
Wife is Not Happy
Sunday, October 16, 2011      9 comments

My wife and I went to the Orange County agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ... Read more
The Rabbi and the Priest
Saturday, October 15, 2011      5 comments

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still ... Read more
Ever Wondered?
Friday, October 14, 2011      10 comments

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .. ... Read more
Pregnant at 71!
Thursday, October 13, 2011      24 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the... Read more
Another Blonde Joke
Wednesday, October 12, 2011      14 comments

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she... Read more
Financial Planning
Tuesday, October 11, 2011      11 comments

Financial Planning Gerry was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share... Read more
None of That Sissy Stuff!
Monday, October 10, 2011      9 comments

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on th... Read more
Women ARe Angels
Sunday, October 09, 2011      8 comments

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks their wings, they simply continue to fly on a broomstick. They are flexible like that. ... Read more
And God Bless Daddy
Saturday, October 08, 2011      6 comments

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Gra... Read more

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