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Holy Humor
Tuesday, July 19, 2011      2 comments

HOLY HUMOR **A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do ... Read more
Health Message -- Funny
Monday, July 18, 2011      9 comments

HEALTH MESSAGE: 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortall. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. ... Read more
Wal Mart Greeter (Joke)
Tuesday, July 12, 2011      10 comments

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, ... Read more
Monday, July 11, 2011      3 comments

For those who don't know, I broke my fibula 11 days ago. I've been in a boot with limited mobility--which is hard for me. Today I say an orthopedist and he said my leg was healing fine and I need to wear the boot for 4 more weeks. He did say... Read more
Friday, July 08, 2011      4 comments

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. H... Read more
Brothers (Joke)
Thursday, July 07, 2011      3 comments

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you ... Read more
Why Men Prefer Guns (Joke)
Wednesday, July 06, 2011      5 comments

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a fr... Read more
24 Adult Truths
Tuesday, July 05, 2011      5 comments

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times ... Read more
Take Pride in Being Elderly
Monday, July 04, 2011      6 comments

OLD PERSON PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old person receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. •Old People are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of th... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, July 01, 2011      5 comments

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to... Read more
29 Lines to Make You Smile
Thursday, June 30, 2011      9 comments

TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive on... Read more
Wednesday, June 29, 2011      7 comments

Pecans in the Cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old, pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and bega... Read more
Tuesday, June 28, 2011      3 comments

> REFLECTIONS > > > Tour boats ferry people out to the USS Arizona Memorial in Hawaii every thirty minutes. > > > > We just missed a ferry and had to wait thirty minutes. > > I went into a small gift shop to kill time. ... Read more
I Don't Think I'll Die Too Soon
Sunday, June 26, 2011      4 comments

I have read all of the health articles on Spark People and I'm on my second read. I need those three points! Anyway, I've determined that I'm not going to die too soon. A lot of the ailments say that it's bad if you're losing weight with no e... Read more
Useless Invention
Thursday, June 23, 2011      4 comments

I saw an infomercial on TV for a banana ice cream maker. This may be a good product but you don't need it. It takes frozen bananas and puts them through a grinder to mash them up. You can do this yourself. I have done it but I didn't like th... Read more

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